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TOM HANKS: I just don’t know, Rita.

RITA WILSON: I do. It’s GLORIOUS.

TOM: Is it? Or… I mean, I kind of feel like you think you’re auditioning for Velma Kelly.

RITA: Aren’t I? AREN’T I?

TOM: I was under the impression that this is a big event honoring me, and that Julia Roberts is about twenty minutes away from dropping the F-bomb to describe how adored I am.

RITA: So you’re saying I can’t multitask?

TOM: No, just that maybe you could’ve picked something else, instead
of a dress that makes you look ten seconds away from shooting me in the
dressing room and then singing ‘All That Jazz.’

RITA: Does it ALWAYS have to be about YOU? What about MY dreams?

TOM: … Ooookay, I guess this is one person who doesn’t f**king like me.