Fugtel

SHARI BELAFONTE:

This is not a pool party, even if it IS in Vegas. Where is your SHIRT? Don’t get me wrong — you look AWESOME for 55, but sometimes, as they say, discretion is the better part of valor.

PS: Loved you on Hotel, although I barely remember it. I always get it confused with Remington Steele, and I have no idea why. Maybe because they were both shows starring people with brown hair that my grandma watched while I was playing with my Barbies and thinking about candy corn. Look, I have freakish recall for TV shows from the 80s, but not even I can remember everything that was on the TV when I was 7. My brain needs some space to contain the names of my family members and every word to every song on Wham! Make It Big.