Fugten Bell

Many happy returns to Kristen Bell of Veronica Mars, who, despite her birthday being in mid-July, apparently turned 82 last night at the Superman Returns premiere:

Now, most grandmothers wear that kind of smock either while shuffling around the house making some kind of pork-chop-and-prunes special recipe, or out to the hairdresser with white slacks and natural pantyhose poking out of clear plastic open-toed sandals. Props, then, to Granny Bell for showing a little leg as her tentlike Palm Beach couture billows around her.

But, psst, Kristen! Don’t be late for bridge! Marge is bringing her famous date-topped Jell-o salad!