Fugth Green

Normally, at this point I might say something like, “Oh, Seth Green, I ‘can’t hardly wait’ for you to go back to how you were,” or maybe, “Your new look SLAYS me,” or… you know what, I can’t think of a play on Family Guy and I really hate that show anyway, so I’d probably have stopped with those two horrible puns on his resume.

Instead, though, I am stricken dumb. Because unless this is for the upcoming shoot for his movie Mars Needs Moms! – and, yes, that’s real, and also probably true — then I don’t GET IT:

Maybe he’s doing this in solidarity with Aubrey O’Day’s dog.