Fugtourage

I guess Emmanuelle Chriqui has a ton of movies coming out — at least, according to IMDb, she does — but to me, she will always be Eric’s long-suffering girlfriend on Entourage. I guess she’s not on that show anymore, although I couldn’t really tell you because I think I missed some of it because I canceled HBO because nothing on it is interesting to me anymore, not even the porny one with all the disaffected couples. I mean, if I wanted to immerse myself in the world of whiny women who aren’t wearing enough make-up while they argue with their partners, I’d still be dating [REDACTED]. But since she’s working so much, you’d think she’d have the resources to find something other than a costume from the North Hollywood Community Theatre production of Valley Girl! The Musical:

Maybe none of her checks have cleared yet?