Fugvid Krumh0ltz

Okay, look, I know David Krumholtz plays a wild-eyed mathematician of some kind on Numb3rs, but they’re taking the “smart guys can’t groom” stereotype too far:

Look at him. He looks like a s3rial kill3r. Once he figures out what time Train A and Train B will cross if Train A left at noon from 200 miles away and Train B left at 1:57 from 60 miles away, he is going to ROB the SHIT out of that m’f'ing train. And you had best not be on it, or else he’ll mug you just for the sheer joy of figuring out whether or not he was right about the probability that getting whacked in the face with your handbag would break his nose, given his estimation of the contents’ weight and your ability to get a good backswing.

In his madne55, mayb3 he is s33ing tripl3 and thought th3 hat said “666.”