Fugvieve Fugs

I just don’t know, Genevieve.

[Photo: Splash News]

Except that’s a lie, because I totally do know: YIKES. The shirt would’ve had a chance with different pants, but oh, MY, those trousers are a sad mess. Not only do they appear to be pleated around the stomach, but they look like expensive knockoffs — a phrase, by the way, that is fundamentally plain wrong — of the kind of elastic-waist track slacks that grandmothers wear back and forth to their water aerobics classes. There’s even a weird dark patch around her groin that could work as a disturbing “before” shot in a Depends commercial. You were already the socialite people thought could be lying about her age and whose mysteriously gotten riches are the source of some curiosity; you don’t want to add the word “incontinent” in there anywhere.