Fugyn Manning

Patience, photographers:

I’m sure Taryn Manning would LOVE to mime for you her feelings about the new T-Mobile Sidekick, right after she’s finished with her signature silent performance, “Well, Ma’am, Looks Like Your Transmission’s Blown And Your Alternator’s Busted. That’ll Be Five Grand, Plus Labor.” It’s really stirring. Especially the part where she realizes she’s trapped in an invisible box with an angry, broke customer.