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WATCH: Chelsea Handler Has a Full Breakdown Live on TV – The Insider
Lady Gaga Reveals Her Eating Disorder – Huffington Post
Madonna's Violent Stalker Escapes From Psychiatric Hospital – Fox News
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Celebrities' Real Names Exposed – Newser
Gisele Bundchen Speaks Out After Her Latest Controversy – Lainey Gossip













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Pop Quiz:
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are:
A) pixie-sized vampires, carrying cut-glass vials of human blood in their bags, which they mix with vodka to approximate cosmopolitans at parties.
b) pixie-sized zombies, wearing long skirts and sleeves to conceal their rigor-mortis-ravaged limbs.
c) pixie-sized superfans of The Cure!
d) screwing with us.
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