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You know, I’m beginning to think Mary-Kate is just trying to plan ahead and be smart:

If she stocks up now on daytime caftans, evening caftans, and pajama caftans — of which this could actually be considered any, or all — then by the time she and Ashley are ready to reunite for Full House of Golden Girls, they’ll already have enough wardrobe for four seasons. She could wear this for the episode when Ashley almost gets married to a shyster who, we learn later, secretly hit on their elderly mother (played by Dakota Fanning in all of Estelle Getty’s old makeup). Or she could don this for a midnight cheesecake binge. Or for lemonade on the lanai. Or bingo night. God, it’s just so all-purpose. Clever girl.