Ginnifug Fugwin

Here are some Dos and Dont’s for you, courtesy of Ginnifer Goodwin:

DO walk around every party looking like you think you’re moments away from being jumped by whatever gaggle of old ladies from which you stole the shoulder pads stapled to your shoulders. Because, let’s face it, you ARE moments away from that; might as well spoil their fun by letting then know YOU know they’re coming.

DON’T even try to hide the fact that you glued together that dress last night during a marathon of that One Tree Hill season where Brooke Davis was both a cheerleader AND a clothing designer, and Dan Scott murdered his brother, and Lucas experienced a really informative coma. Because you will run into someone at the party who secretly loves that show, and wants to talk about why all of Peyton’s various mothers have to die.

DO accessorize with fishing lures, because you never know: Someone MIGHT try to pair you with a six-pack of Miller Lite and sell you a gas station to a dude in a puffy orange vest, and sometimes that’s how love happens.