Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Elisabeth Moss


Elisabeth Moss IS secretly baking a little Armisen/Moss souffe in her lady-oven, right?

But even if she IS cooking a tiny Mad Man or Woman in her uterine crockpot, there truly is no excuse for those droopy sleeves, or for the fact that her bosomry is -nsufficiently cantilevered. Honestly, I am perplexed any time anyone from Mad Men shows up anywhere in lackluster support garments. Their wardrobe crew is arguably the entertainment industry’s greatest group of experts on hoisting up and sucking in body parts for maximum va-va-va-voom-itude. Which, sure, you wouldn’t want to have to wrestle yourself into for, say, a trip to the liquor store or a Hot Pocket run, but for a major awards show? MAKE IT HAPPEN, HONEY.

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