Aw, the Kidman.
Let us first give thanks for the continued glory of the darker red hair. It’s AMAZING how much better she looks with the Moulin Rouge-era dark red locks, just like La Kidman of old, and it makes me very happy and also prompts me, sometimes, to burst into my imitation of the Duke from said film, which amuses only me. But that’s okay, since I’m the only person here! Anyway, with that out of the way….let’s yap about the dress. Honestly, I find it a bit of a snore, but that may be because I have sheets on my bed right now that are a very similar champagne color and looking at it provokes in me the Pavlovian response that I need a nap immediately.