It figures that the one time Angelina switches it up and goes full Movie Star I Could Kill You With A Bat Of My Eyelashes glam on us, someone else shows up with a similar bodice motif. The dresses themselves aren’t a match, but still, if I were Natalie Portman I would watch my back in case a cane gets thrust at it. How handy that Angie’s plus-one gets to carry a weapon.
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Angelina. By a million miles. Aside from the end table factor, that hot pink is SO not Natalie’s colour; that is a textbook example of the dress wearing her to invisibility.
Angelina. Absolutely stunning.
zzzzzzzzzzzzz- both of them
You are so right, right meow.
I don’t know about “zzz” but yeah, I wasn’t feeling either of them. If you held a gun to my head, I’d go with the end table. Angie’s needed more tweaking, IMO.
The name “Ballet K-Fed” nearly killed me with laughter though!
I voted Angelina, because – well.
But by Hollywood, Natalie Portman is one beautiful woman. Completely classy, regardless of the endtable.
I didn’t think the color was bad on Natalie Portman – I did think it was just sort of a generic dress in a vivid color.
Angelina Jolie’s dress was structured and tailored and looked marvelous on her. In almost any color combo it would probably look well. I do wish it had been something other than white – I felt like she put it on because it was a neutral and said “okay, this is awesome, I’ll tolerate the pop of red”. But it is nice to see her wear something tailored from time to time, since I think her favored caftans simply look sloppy.
Neither takes it. I was underwhelmed with the color of Angie’s dress and the fit of Nat’s. Now, if Angie’s dress was the color of Nat’s and someone more exciting wore it, I’d be all over it.
How is this even a contest? Angelina’s dress is perfection, and as much as I love Natalie, hers is just kind of blah.
Also, when I saw Angelina’s dress for the first time I immediately thought “she’s not in black. The Fug girls will be thrilled.”
Piddlecoif!!!
Why is Natalie wearing a bustle? The shape of her dress is terrible. This contest has nothing to do with any red flaps on bodices, it’s just about the proportions of the dress.
Not just a bustle – a SIDE BUSTLE. THE HELL. That dress has me ALL-CAPSY.
It’s also a strange callback to that awful pink satin bedsheet she wore last year when she was pregnant. Not a look to be repeated, Nat.
I actually liked the side-bustle, and the fact that Natalie has the perfect posture to carry it off. But I do realize it’s a look that hasn’t been in fashion for over a century…
Angelina.
Is it just me, or does neither lady look all that thrilled with their respective dates?
I don’t understand the sticking-out hip piece of NP’s. I think I yelled at my tv when she came out to present
I think I did too! And then said “pffffffttt!”
Hated Ange’s dress- the off white is not flattering and it looked really tight at the back- loved the colour of Natalie’s and the idea of it but the shape is a little off! Quite a dissappointing night all round for frocks!
Maybe Natalie still has some baby weight she is trying to masquerade with the ill-fitting gown? That’s my only explanation for the poor fit. And as much as I loathe Angelina, she looks freakin amazing in this dress, so I voted for her.
Baby weight. On her left ass cheek.
Personally, I’m hoping we’ll find out she just lost a pannier on her way out of the limo.
I thought they both looked great, but it’s tough to be Natalie Portman with your ballet dancer baby daddy when Angelina shows up in basically your dress – only wearing it WAY better – with Brad Freaking PItt on hand. Angelina just kicked her ass and took her name.
Plus, do you think Natalie is trying to do a “make good” on last year’s disastrous red and pink? Why repeat that? On another day, at a different event, Natalie’s dress might have been a big win. But circumstances make it a fug this time.
Why would anyone be jealous of Cheating Man Brad Pitt? I would take ballet dancer man any day over that skanky looking guy Pitt.
Um, ballet dancer man was also cheating man, or at least veeery close, with Natalie, so I call it even there.
What on earth is going on with Natalie’s dress? I honestly have no idea. None.
Oh God get over that one already. It’s been seven years, time enough to let it go.
I think if we’re gonna have a Cheating Man throwdown in Hollywood, the number of guys with a shot at the Cheater-King title is huge.
We’re gonna need some brackets.
Hated both. NP looks so boxy and ill-fitted. Angelina, while yes, NOT WEARING BLACK, looks a little too “Red Cross Aid Worker Goes Formal”. Which is apt, I suppose.
you have given words to my feelings. and for that I thank you.
I loved, loved, loved Angelina in this (and that’s hard for me to say because I want [so much] to dislike everything about her); however; live, her lips looked CRAZYTOWN.
When I saw Natalie’s dress when she presented I said “pfffffftttt” so Angelina clearly wins.
Unrelated: in that pic of Angelina and Brad, could they look more disconnected? They have such different attitudes and “vibes” it’s like one of them was photoshopped into the pic. Sheesh!
I see it too. I don’t feel the love in this photo at all, nor did I in the ones of them where she is wearing the leather skirt. hmmmmm.
Natalie, because she actually has a smile. And doesn’t have tattoos all over her body, which really don’t go with a formal gown. And she actually looks healthy.
Angelina may be thin, but she looks healthy to me! And, Natalie just had a baby, so she’s glowing!
Um, tattoos go with everything.
They do now, anyway.
As cute & adorable as Natalie Portman looks in that fabulous dress with a color combination that I adore (pink + red), which she also wore last year, she has nothing on Angelina! Angie shines with Old Hollywood glamour and exudes confidence, sexiness and bad-assness, while looking lovely, elegant and proper in a way that’s unmatched! I ADORE & COVET HER DRESS! The clutch & jewels are perfect and the hair & makeup are flawless! Both FAB, but Angelina did it better!
She’s in my BEST dressed of the night list!
Agreed! She was queen of the night!
Angie wins despite those fug as all f*ck orthopedic white sandals. Ugggggggggh.
I don’t like white shoes, but I think Angelina’s work because they’re simple, unadorned and you can see the awesome red nailpolish on her toes! But, now I wonder, what if she had worn red stilettos? Hmmmmm…
I think Angelina looks absolutely awful. Bony, pale, scary. Natalie looks unhappy and frumpy (if one can look frumpy in hot pink satin). Dislike both of them.
Really! I think this is the meatiest we’ve seen Angelina in quite some time – I was even wondering if she’s planning to have a baby given that she’s usually rail thin at all times.
I think “rail thin” might be her natural state with all those children. Both my sister and I dropped 30 pounds off of our average sized frames and became quite bony when our kids were small and we were toting them around and then running around after them.
We’ve both fattened up nicely since then.
All I have to say is, Angie, girl, eat a SANDWICH.
I don’t think Ange does too much running around after her kids – that’s what nannies are for! Her arms are horribly thin in this picture with bones and veins sticking out. I don’t think her skinniness is anything to do with having kids. She, and so many other celebs, is dead keen on staying as thin as she possibly can and is no doubt addicted to being thin. There’s another recent pic of her on here somewhere and her hair is all around her face but if you look past the hair, she has a total lollipop head going on. And as for looking healthy, make up can do wonders!
Have to say this dress is better than all those awful dresses with shoulder pads or other structure in the shoulders she normally wears, they’re just dreadful.
I too am shocked people loved Angie’s dress! Both she and the dress look severe, and that red flap should go back to the 80′s. The cut of the top almost makes her head look like it’s on her torso backward. How bad does a dress have to be to make those famous boobs resemble shoulder blades?
In these photos she doesn’t look as thin as she did during the broadcast. When she was on stage presenting, the way she was standing made her arms look like they diminished to nothing.
Oh god – if you’ve seen…. I want to say Prada, but I think I’m wrong – it may be Gucci – but anyway, someone’s spring collection of shoes – it’s all about flaps and rocket ships and crazy protrusions reminiscent of the FTD Florist’s logo (i.e. Mercury’s wings on his shoes). *smh*
Anyway – I think we’re going to see a lot more of these “flaps” very shortly…
I don’t understand how these two dresses are even being compared– different colors, completely different styles– the hip projection is not the same thing as a red adornment on a neckline.
That said, Angelina wins this hands down.
I think it’s the “flap” (A’s on her collarbone & N’s bustle-thingy) that we’re being asked to tongue-in-cheek vote on.
Yes, it was just a goofy angle. Angie’s seems like it was the decorative focus on her dress, so I was amused that someone else showed up with the same motif.
I don’t love either, but I do pity anyone whose dress gets them compared to Angelina Jolie.
That said, I think Angelina’s is too tight. I know she’s lean as can be, but you can see where her ribcage ends in the front. Natalie’s looks like it could use a little more tailoring under the bust.
Angie wins by a million miles. Whoever tailored her dress deserves an award too, the fit was perfect. And how the hell did she sit throughout the evening and then get up on stage to present and NOT have a lap full of wrinkles? I liked Brad’s tux too but I am sooo over his scruff. Natalie’s dress did not look like it fit her particularly well-the bodice was a bit loose and the hem a tad long IMO. I couldn’t see Angie’s shoes, but really, with her gown and her face, I wasn’t concentrating on her feet.
I was amazed they could even appear wrinkle-free on the red carpet!
As much as I dislike Angelina Jolie, this is one time where she’s actually dressed well — and better than Natalie Portman. Now, back to the regularly scheduled dislike of the Jolie.
Angelina, by a long shot. However, I’m not overly crazy about the dress, her hair and makeup is to die for and brings the look together.
Angelina by a country mile.
Say what you want, but I will never go for pink/red combos.
Ever.
Can we talk about how Brad is completely unwilling to hem his pants? Also, I can’t deal with him until he cuts his greasy hair.
He, of course, is not the point. Natalie’s dress looks a bit too much like it was made from a bordello bedspread. However that color is gorgeous. If it were a better design in that fabric, I’d be on board.
Angie looks amazing (if slightly pale and sickly). That dress killed it.
Why are we even talking about this? Angelina looks breathtaking and sexy as hell -she owns the room and owns the nice. Natalie is beautiful and looks lovely but we are not even in the same league on this one. Angelina’s dress was perfection. Truly flawless.
Why CAN’T we talk about it? It’s just fun.
Way into Angelina’s dress. It fit beautifully and I was pumped to see her not in black and with a splash of color. I’m not even a big fan of hers and she was one of my favorites.
I really hate that side table-hip ruffle on Natalie’s dress. It looks way too rigid to be fabric! When she was on stage presenting and had to trot to her right to get to the correct microphone, I actually said out loud,”She looks like a centaur.” And now that I’ve seen it at the centaur dress, I can’t UNSEE it. I don’t think that was the mythical look she was going for.
*as the centaur dress, not AT.
The last time I saw her in that beige sackdress/pantsuit I actually yelled at my screen DAMMIT ANGIE WOULD YOU JUST TRY FOR ME FOR ONCE PLEASE and look at that. Wish granted.
I’m going to try screaming something about Brad and his general fear of trimming, hemming, and whatever other edging he likes to skip.
I could not vote for Angelina…even though she did look better…I just dislike her toooooo much
I vote for Nat just because I canNOT stand Ang…. I think the red is harsh.
WIth that out of the way
I think the bustle on Nat’s dress does her no favors but I’m giving her a pass.
I voted for Angie because I had to make a decision but really I don’t like either. Natalie’s is just bad and Angie’s doesnt impress me. Then again, Im beginning to think she will never impress me. I think it’s because she is so totally unlikeable. (Although, I still stan for that green dress she wore when she was knocked up. So pretty.)
I’m sorry, but Angelina’s dress looks like a tampon.
Dammit where is that “like” button
**unladylike snortlaugh!**
Angelina’s dress is better, but as a person, she fills me with loathing and stabby rage…
I think Angelina looks so mean! Like the evil queen in a Disney Film..Natalie Portman looks lame.
I liked her dress, but I said on Twitter last night that she looked extra Maleficent and I think that’s true. I think it’s when her hair is pulled back.
Like a Maleficent – Jessica Rabbit combo!
Angelina looks fabulous here– despite the light color of the dress, she does kind of have that evil queen look, but it’s gorgeous and I love the pop of red with the red lip.
Natalie is pretty, but the dress is underwhelming. Not a big fan of the pink/red combo anyway, but this dress is just kind of blah. Natalie could do a lot better!
To put a word on it, Angelina Jolie looks severe. Why does she always look like she’s ready to launch into Joan Crawford mode at any moment? She seems to fade to nothing in that white dress and if the wind started blowing (which I’m sure they dare it to in Hollywood) that red flap would slap her in the face like a lift ticket. I am totally on Team Natalie for this one.
I cannot deal with seeing Angie’s bony a$$ every time they got a back shot of her. Too, too thin for a dress that severely tailored.
Natalie’s outfit reads young society matron/patroness of the arts/
How come no one’s commenting on Angie’s purse-dress-lips / dress-shoes Matchy Matchy thing going on? Horrid. It’s one thing to borrow from another decade, but to outright steal the entire year of 1984 is just wrong.
Thank you! I don’t understand how everyone is loving Angie’s outfit. This Matchy-Matchy and white shoes on anyone else would get rants. And everyone loved Piper because she looked like she was having fun and yet Angie walks around looking like she isready to kill someone and everyone loves it.
I suspect Angie looks less bony because she’s covered most of her bones in this beautifully fitting gown.
I can’t stand her, but I love this.
Nat looks like a bloody duster. It’s really just awful. And I don’t buy that she’s hiding baby weight. But perhaps, just perhaps, she had the perfect dress, was all put together and then her baby puked on it. So she went with the untailored second choice.
Been there. Only for me it was ironed vs. wrinklefest.
There’s got to be some way to blame the baby, no?
Also, Brad’s a hot mess. You never want to look like a walking diorama of Crazy Heart Goes Red Carpet.
Both a bit blah? Angie’s dress looked too tight to me , esp. in the small of the back-like she was sewn into it and can’t sit down till it’s off. She did however look EXTREMELY pleased with herself, and *shock horror* like she made an effort.
The fit on Natalie’s dress was slightly boxy considering how tiny she is. Maybe she’s still self concious about her body after having had a baby well under a year ago. Hopefully because she’s been concentrating on her son and her relationship, not doing an insane starvation/9 hours of boot camp and extreme yoga regime so she can appear in a bikini with a ‘Natalie-how I INSTANTLY shed my baby weight by line-if so, BRAVO.
(Unless she already did that and every magazine in the UK was too busy Middletoning to notice.)
I HATE the color combo of Angelina’s dress. It looks themed for Valentines Day, ick. That flap should be black. Otherwise, yes, perfection.
I like NP’s face, in general, more than Angelina’s.
I cannot in good conscience vote for a dress with a sidecar.
Gee, since you put it that way, I’ma have to take another look …
Angelina takes it just because her dress fits impeccably. However, she looks mean as a snake and tense as hell. Even meaner and tenser than she usually does.
Natalie’s dress is like the a** end of a pantomime horse.
Maybe Angelina’s dress is the front of the horse, & her horse head is in the limo for later, when they’ll entertain everyone at the after-party as they do a panto-horse conga-style dance around the chips’n'dips table…
I just can’t get past the shade of red on Angelina’s dress. It reads very very cheap to me. If it had been three shades darker, or an interesting orange-red like Dianna Agron’s dress, I’d be on board.
“Ballet K-Fed” FTW!
I feel like the tailoring of Angie’s dress makes it look like she’s wearing vintage-era undergarments – you know that shape those various undergarments used to give a woman’s body? If she’s wearing something to shape her body it should be less overt. I’m not sure what’s going on here.
I kind of hate on the “She’s too thin, she’s always too thin”…. Um…. yeah, she’s ALWAYS been “too thin” kind of should tell us something. She’s a skinny woman. Some days she looks thinner than others…. she’s human…. she’s probably the kind that doesn’t eat properly or at all when she’s stressed.
I mean, I’m sure people would look at me and say “she’s too fat, she’s always too fat” and not know my life and what I do and what I don’t do in that department…. and on some days I look fatter than others ( I’m the kind that turns to soda when I’m stressed out)….
It’s not like she’s an actress who has always looked one way and then drastically changed and we’re worried about her health…it feels like an anti Angie hate fest….. and while she may not be a nice person ( don’t know, don’t know her life)…and while she may be the “other woman”…etc…… why in the holy do we make weight a personality trait? ( because that is what the “too thin” comments come off like)
Yes, I’m taking it a bit personally…… I’m just the ying to Angie’s yang on some days….. and I kind of feel for her.
As for the fashion…. love Angie’s dress’s structure and like the change…. love the color of Natalie’s dress, but dislike the fit…it kind of swallows her ( but darn she’s so pretty! even though)
I think it is very well said that we should not make weight a personality trait, on either end. Thank you — let’s all bear that in mind.
Angelina looked drop-dead gorgeous; when girlfriend works it (as she did with the green dress at Cannes when preggers with the twins), it’s just stunning. And I thought she looked like she was enjoying herself, not mean at all…
Angie’s dress is a better fit (and it doesn’t have that weird bustle that’s making Natalie look bigger than she is); however, I don’t love the color on her. It didn’t wow me in any way. In fact, even though it’s a change, it’s still kind of boring. The tailoring is great, but I think the dress would have worked better on someone darker so that they’re some contrast between the dress and skin tone. As it is, she looks like the ice queen to me. And especially a mean one with her hair pulled back like that.
Disagree a million times over. Angelina looks like Christmas Barbie, except Christmas Barbie is always blonde. I hated her dress, hated it. I thought Natalie looked stunning, just gorgeous, and not a whiff of end table about her.
Agree 100% about Christmas Barbie. That white/red combo is terrible and the fabric looks cheap. Don’t understand what the raves are about.
Wow! When Angie pulls out the stops, she kills it.
Angelina hit it out of the park last night. She looked amazing, and that’s coming from someone who usually hates red and white together. Yeah, she looks harsh and ready to bite someone’s head off, but that works for her. I’m sure the little starlets were cowering in fear when she passed by. Everyone knew she was HBIC.
Natalie looks positively amateurish. I’ve seen that dress on countless bridesmaids, suburban moms at the school district formal gala, and that slutty girl in school at the eighth grade dance. Did she get it from Jessica McClintock or something?
I never do this, but…I call an NP and BM split-up announcement in 2012. The first half of 2012.
Angelina was in my top 5, Natalie was nowhere close.
I don’t mind Natalie’s color that much, but it just seems like a bad fit. She seems like she’s drowning in it. Angelina on the other hand looks gorgeous and elegant. I was happy to see her not wear something caftan-esque as well.
I’d like an amalgam of both dresses, because each by itself is lacking something. NP’s needs to fit like Angie’s, Angie needs to use color elsewhere.
And also because I like the word amalgam and don’t get to use it often enough.
Both look lovely, but Angelina looks other-worldly in a way she hasn’t in a very long time. She just reminded me why she’s considered a star. In the past few years she’s been so …relaxed I guess. Last night she was kind of scary beautiful. Only SWINTON could match her for freakiness. Seriously. Angelina and SWINTON side by side …who is the master alien queen?
That said, some weird body posture between her and Brad. Either she’s got a bad back or they had a tiff before the show. (Not a break-up! Not an affair. Just a people-who-have-children tiff).
Maybe over the hair….. I’d be saying, to my husband, “Seriously, it looks like I don’t love you anymore”…..
Angelina looks like her head is on backwards. I like the dress but I think she could have benefited from a looser hairstyle. Mostly I just think she is BORING, no matter what she is wearing. She and her smug face and her ugly bony arms absolutely put me to sleep.
I love the colors on Natalie’s dress and I like the look of it from the side, but from the front that side bustle just looks messy. She could have made it much more WOW. It’s just kinda there, on her body. Does nothing for me.
I don’t really like either dress. The red and white together, ugly. BUT she looks amazing in it because it is tailored so well to her and she pulls it off. Kinda hard to hate it when it looks that good on her.
I like both looks, but I don’t think they are in the same league, besides having that red stripe. NP is just so freaking beautiful, she could pull off the end table look. AJ dress is fierce, wrinkle free, isn’t black, isn’t a moo moo and is perfectly tailored so yes, like like like. I just wish AJ didn’t look so severe- Its a PARTY! I image in this A-List throw down, AJ just walks around being fantastic and NP whispers to Ballet K-Fed “I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated”, ala Elle Woods in Legally Blonde.
Hear! Hear! Claire L.
I actually liked both of these dresses very much, but Angie’s look was just stunning and so much different from what she usually wears. Well done to both of them though.
NP is too petite for this dress-Angie wins tho the neckline is a tad high for my taste.
Can you imagine if Angie’s dress was a sky blue with a darker blue flap instead of cream & red? She would have looked amazing. I’m not an A.J. fan at all but she looks so much better in a fitted dress. I don’t like the colour of this but she’s on her way *hopefully* to dressing like the mega star she is.
Nat Po is so likable, the dress unfortunately is not so much. Fingers crossed she does better at the next event!
Angie by the longest of long shots. She looks incredible! NP is pretty, but I don’t know how she’s managing to make a color combo like that so BORING.
Had Benjamin Human Centipede always looked like Marc Jacobs?
Personally I think Reese Witherspoon looked WWWAAAYYY better than either one of these two did. Reese Witherspoon is such a doll and has so much better of a personality also. I think Reese is just adorable, cute, nice and beautiful. Angelina Jolie is so over rated it is disgisting and she looks so sickeningly smug I can’t stand her. If I wasn’t me and I had to come back to earth as either one of them I would want to come back as Reese Witherspoon.
**side-eyeing**
Angelina looks scary – don’t like the colour, too tight and that expression makes me want to slap her. Much better when she actually smiles.
Love Angie’s dress…and Brad Pitt…I mean puleeze…comparing him to the Centipede or whatever his name is…Natalie Portman bugs the hell out of me…I just think she always looks like she’ s thinking “here I am a SERIOUS actor being made to associate with all these plebs…” LOL
BLEH BLEH BLEH
angelina looks like she needs to eat and pull the stick out of her ass. neither look is a winner.
I am just so confused as to what in the blue hell possessed Natalie to put a table on her ass/hip. So, so confused.
Natalie, don’t wear a dress that Marilyn wore better!
Love the sharp hip angles in both Natalie and Meryl’s dress but Angelina’s is so fad and we must encourage her to stop it with the caftans.
I just had a fab time scrolling through these comments and randomly reading sentences…
“the centaur dress”, “like a Malificent-Jessica Rabbit combo!”, and “Christmas Barbie!” all just made my day
Also, Angie pulled it out. We all knew she had it in her. That sh*t is TOP NOTCH.
Why is Natalie wearing Boudoir Barbie’s dust ruffle?
Natalie Portman’s look: “I am the best-looking bridesmaid at this wedding, and damned if I don’t cap my all-day winning streak by catching that f**king bouquet.”
Angelina Jolie’s look: “It is exhausting being Fabulous Evil Queen. Between feeding the moat crocodiles and stuffing lovely young princesses’ hearts into glass boxes, I literally have not a moment to myself.”
Brad Pitt’s look: “My name is Wilkins Snagglepate and I live in London in 1843.”
Clearly, Angie wins. As for everyone else: off with their heads.
Holy wow, you captured all of them perfectly. I stand in awe.
And is Angie’s dress white SATIN? I really like it, except that I think it
may very well be satin.
Did anyone else notice how GIGANTIC Ballet K-Fed’s head looks in that last photo??? Holy cripes! Hope the baby didn’t take after him or Natalie must still be sitting on a doughnut (ooooh hey, maybe that explains all that hideous extra fabric on her dress!).
ANGELINA JOLIE IS WEARING A BRIGHT COLOUR AND A TAILORED DRESS. AT THE SAME TIME. Granted, it’s only a bit of bright colour, and you’re right about it being tailored to within an inch of its life, but I still consider this a minor miracle. I think she kills it (and looks very capable of murder), and Natalie is, sadly, no match.
I mean, it’s just so frustrating to see Angie deliberately hiding how amazing she is on the red carpet most of the time. I get that she doesn’t seem to ascribe to the “if you’ve got it, flaunt it” point of view, but it’s nice to see it flaunted once in a while.
Red flap? I had an outbreak of that last summer.
On a more serious note, had the seams been done differently on the bodice of Angelina’s dress, it would have qualified as perfect. That expanse of white is distracting thanks to the blocky shadows flanking it.
But I did sort of like Natalie Portman’s dress – the color perhaps. I’d've liked to have seen it from another angle. In general though, I don’t like outgrowths from the hip.
Angelina Jolie is creepy skinny – even though she for once wore an interesting fab dress. The first time in a while – since that leather dress when she did that film with Brad Pitt. Or the green one when she was pregnant.
Why all the Angie hate? One of the few celebs who actually walks the talk on humanitarian issues. She looks effing brilliant here; regal, elegant.
Portman’s frock doesn’t do her justice. Too much fabric for her petite frame. Lovely colour though.
angelina’s dress was perfection. the clutch was unnecessary and the shoes could have been better but the hair and make up were fantastic so overall, perfection. one of the best dressed of the night.
I can’t vote on this … Natalie’s dress is awful, but Angelina looks too anorexic. So Claire Danes wins.
Natalie’s dress is “inspired” by Christian Dior’s 1948 “Envol” and “ZigZag” lines in his fall collection from that year. It’s a classic and very taxing dress design that actually changed fashion forever when Dior’s effect in the world took hold. So I don’t see it as an end table, I see it as a design element that’s meant to re-shape the fabric and by extension, the shape of the body; something that accentuates feminine curves without making the dress heavy or blocky. It’s meant to look as though the fabric has literally “taken wing”. Here’s an example from his collection:
http://www.invisiblebooks.com/Dior2.htm
It’s ironic that Natalie decided to wear such a recognizable Dior-influenced design, when she stepped down from being Dior’s spokesmodel after Galliano’s racist outbursts. But, it was Dior’s design she paid homage to, not Galliano’s. I think the fresh bright colours bring the dress into the 21st century and make the dress more festive. She looks elegant, beautiful, and composed. No “attitude” is necessary for her to look so good.
Angelina, on the other hand, definitely is much improved from her usual “throw on a tablecloth as long as it’s in a neutral colour that matches the beige lip gloss” look. You can tell she gave a damn and made an effort, and she looks good. But the look just doesn’t make it for 2 reasons: 1) White shoes, and, 2) tattoos. It looks like she was playing in the mud with the kids and ran out of time so she slapped on some makeup and pulled on her dress without a shower. The fact that they’re on both arms, and right above the dress back make the tacky unavoidable. Shame.
I thought as much, it does look like one of those mid-century ballgowns. But unfortunately, and this is unfortunate because I know it’s Lanvin, the fabric looks cheap and the colour +volume are drowning her out.
It pains me to say that Angelina looks better, because I don’t like her as a personality, don’t think she’s that pretty, and would like her to A) get over herself and B) tell Brad to stop smoking, put on some sunscreen, and cut his hair, because he is careening toward Mulletville with alarming speed (such sadly wasted pretty that is). Obviously I don’t know her personally and have no business deciding about her as a human based on a bunch of magazines, but the fact remains that I don’t have a soft spot in my heart for her. I mean, it wasn’t all that long ago that she was sucking face with Billy Bob Thornton and wearing his blood around her neck.
But her dress looks better on her than Natalie’s.
Couldn’t have said it better myself. She doesn’t look regal, she looks imperious and frozen. There isn’t an ounce of humor or charm about this woman that I can see.
I literally clapped my hands with glee when I saw Angie. She looks amazing, magnificently malificent and is not wearing a sack, or beige, or black. All hail the queen.
Natalie is of course stunning and has possibly the best posture in town, but the pink dress just doesn’t compare.
I’m really not sure why we’re comparing these two dresses…hardly seems fair to NatPort. That being said I am NOT a fan AnJo’s dress. Yes, it’s a snug fit and she’s got a hot bod but it’s really not working for me. This is a definite downgrade compared to her sparkly green dress from last year’s GG. Also, last year she looked like she was glad to be at the awards with her hot date…this year not so much. If she doesn’t like hollywood events why doesn’t she just stop attending them?
I really don’t like either dress but Angelina’s dress is awful and she looks dead. That color is not good on her, when she was presenting so looked sort of green tinged like she had just puked.