Y’all know how much we love Tami Taylor around these parts, so this pains me:
But this is so not a Globes dress. This is a luncheon dress. This is a daytime movie premiere for an animated kids film dress. This is a friend’s bridal shower, your agency cocktail mixer, maybe Church. Of course — warning, spoilers abound for anyone who hasn’t seen American Horror Story — it might maybe also be a “Wait a second, I just got finished on a show that had me being raped by a gimp, having sex with Dylan McDermott, eating brains, seeing ghosts, giving birth to one stillborn child and one devil, dying, and then having to fake like I’m happy to be spending eternity with my douchebag husband in Ghostville when I’d rather be finding some hot spirit ass somewhere else, and that Necessary Roughness lady got nominated for a Golden Globe and I didn’t? ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THAT HFPA!?!” dress. And I feel her pain. But I still think the best revenge is unspeakable hotness, not Brunch in Beverly Hills.
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Yeah, I thought it was weird that Necessary Roughness lady got nominated, too. I feel ya, Con.
That show’s kind awesome, and Callie Thorne is very relateable and real in it. I don’t begrudge her the nomination, although I don’t know what Ms. Britton’s work is like in AHS.
The fabric on this makes me think of curtains. Depressing curtains. Kitchen curtains from the set of “Roseanne”.
The dress is cute, but I agree, not an awards show dress. The hair is also kinda… weird. And she’s got such amazing hair, too! Wouldn’t Y’ALL agree? Oh well… Still love you, Connie.
Love ya Connie! Head to toe, even if this is more daytimey than nightimey dressing. Looks great on her.
The color of her shoes… the two painted toes peeking out of each shoe… I just can’t stop thinking that I’m looking at baby harp seals.
Haha, it looks like she has faces on her feet! It ‘s very weird.
I just feel like her hair was supposed to be “sexy mermaid-ish” and she was supposed to wear some sleek dress appropriate to the awards show, but she got the wrong garment bag and said “Well, it’s clean” and wore it anyway.
I don’t get the outfit at all. *I* know it’s inappropriate for the show, and I’m not a celebrity; surely she has People Who Can Tell Her What To Wear for every event, no?
So what about the ugly dress she looks like she just woke up and thought OMG I am late no time to think about what I am going to look like I need to throw something, anything and go never mind about MY HAIR……….
The hair is not good.
Hag hair.
That’s what my hair looks like when I try to tease it and make it look glamorous and sex-kitten. Then I say, “who am I kidding”, and brush it out.
I agree with everyone else – - this hair “style” isn’t doing Ms. Britton any favors. And this dress doesn’t fit properly either, sigh. I do like the fact that she chose not to wear an evening gown because a smashing cocktail dress could have worked.
I love the shoes!
I kinda almost like the shoes, but not the dark nail polish.
I like this, but definitely not for the Globes! She looks pretty, though!
Another actress in need of defense from the dress sellers.
She looks like she just got off a long, hot Greyhound bus ride from Mississippi to Alabama in 1967.
Lunch with the fashionistas. Not the Globes. And seriously kids, style your hair to the nines, then apply hair glue. That’s what they made hair spray for.
Sheesh.