Y’all know how much I love this woman, and thus how much it will pain me to say this, but: I think not.
We make a lot of jokes about bed linens, and towels, and whatnot. But I can’t think of a dress in recent memory that looks MORE like a very fancy king-sized sheet wrapped sarong-style around a body-shaper. This woman has a kick-ass body. Why engulf it in something that looks like the prototype for taking the “Beyond” section of your local Bed Bath to a new level?
However, if she just wants us to think she spends all her time in the sack having mad-hot sex, well, I understand that. Because although I do not like this dress on her, there is nothing at all wrong with this accessory:
Her husband is delicious. Well played, Julianna. A fug is just one night; we hope that fab lasts a lifetime. Also, your child is going to be freaking hot. I’m just saying. Forget Moses Paltrow Martin or the Jolie-Pitt kids; that little boy will be the Hollywood heartbreaker nobody saw coming until now.
Comments (32):
what the hell was she thinking?
I have no words.
I actually like it. I mean, I think I would have put more jewelry with it, and maybe the hair down cause as it is it’s quite simple, but I think it’s a pretty dress!
I think I’d have prefered it if it weren’t all bunched at the sides, it would at least make it look less like a towel.
It’s definitely a sheet posing as a skirt. But her husband certainly makes up for it.
I wanted to pull her top up… it’s starting to delve dangerously into nipple territory (I feel same way about Dianna Agron’s dress). And I totally agree about the sarong statement– yikes. She’s a beautiful woman, but this outfit is no good.
The pink color screams “old towel” and the waist looks as if it’s riding too high and makes her look pregnant.
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Her boobs look sad, and the slump in her shoulders kinda says it all. It’s like she didn’t bother.
it does at least look marginally better while standing next to the yummy guy because he mostly blocks out the horrid bow.
Holy crap is her husband hot! Maybe his blinding good looks distracted her when deciding on a dress?
This just looks sad. She looks like she is at a spa, with her hair pulled back and her face scrubbed, wearing a sheet. Some care given to hair, makeup and jewelry would have been a big improvement.
This was sooo close for me, I like the sleek look of the skirt, and love the pink and black together. But for the love of all that’s fashion, wear a top that lets you stand up straight without worrying your nipples will pop out!!!! Slouching just looks bad!!
Crap, what is wrong with me today? I loved this one too. And, if you were married to THAT, wouldn’t you be channeling bedsheets at all times?
I wonder what Intern George would have to say about his former leading lady?
Yum! Maybe she just DID roll out of bed and grab a sheet for a skirt. I can’t say I’d blame her for wanting to stay under the sheets with this guy till the last possible minute! Lousy outfit, but great looking couple. Can’t win ‘em all! At least she looks really pretty and happy.
gorgeous accesory………
Bahhh….I actually really liked this dress. Amidst all the poufy and sparkly dresses, this was a breath of fresh air. I like the simple lines and minimalism. Although, I’d hike the girls up a bit and have her straighten up her posture. The man candy is delish.
Forget her dress. Her husband looks yummy!
I really liked this from a distance, but up close–yeah, it looks like two weird non-formalwear-things thrown together very awkwardly.
looks gorgeous!
(and she looks pretty lovely as well!)
She will never live up to the red Narciso she wore when nominated for The Mists of Avalon. She has never looked better since then. The same can be said of Jennifer Conelly (sp?) who also wore a Narciso that year – hers was black with a white camellia in her decolletage and who hasn’t looked better since then either.
They are regulars at the restaurant where I work and on top of being one of Hollywood/New York’s most beautiful couples, they are really nice, genuine people. And their child is truly beautiful. (I’m not just saying that…Everyone who sees him says that.)
If she just would have let her hair out in all it’s glory and put something around her neck I could have forgiven this.
It looks like she knew she wasn’t going to win so she just went for comfortable. It’s pretty enough though. I like that it’s vintage. And with that face she’s fine no matter what she has on. She’s gorgeous and her husband is so hot. I bet their child is beautiful.
Please let peach finally be over. I could have coped with the dress if the bed sheet part had been, like, blood red or turquoise, but the peach is retina-scarring.
Yeah, color scheme could have worked. Like the top. There’s just too much on the bottom; it does make her look pregnant. And I agree that she is pure hotness.
It’s possible that she had a proper dress, but then saw her smoking hot husband in a tux and the lower part of her dress just disappeared, and she had to make do with a sheet.
Since my pants came thisclose to disappearing and I only saw a picture of him. By which I mean to say: damn girl.
{exhales} HOT DAMN. horrible dress. but she gets to get drunk on expensive champers & go home with that guy. so whatever.
WHAT dress???? all I can see is arm candy. THEY are one HOT couple
Awful!!! Looks like she’s just got out of the shower – if you put a towel around her head you’d never know the difference! It makes her boobs look like they have dropped to the to her knees and are taking her shoulders there too!
Still no one is looking at the dress right??!! Ding dong.
Why the PeeWee Herman posture?
Has one of her eyes always been more squinty than the other one? Between trying to figure her eyes out and gawking at her man, I didn’t really look at her dress.
She looks dumpy and dowdy in it.
I actually really thought this was pretty, but maybe my blind for her (Black curly haired, pale skinned sister. YAY!) has wrongly influenced me. Nah, I still think it’s pretty. *Kayne shrug*