Golden Globes Post-Party Fug: The Olsen Twins

This is about as much collective joy as I’ve ever seen on the faces of perenially pouty Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Aside from being thrilled she remembered her black tube top to wear under her turn-of-the-century PTA party gown, I suspect Ashley is mostly excited that with her new hair, she bears enough of a resemblance to the pretty but generic Kristin Cavallari that she can reignite her acting career by playing the Cavallari’s little sister in something really classy, like, National Lampoon’s Dick Orgy: Campus Private Eye.

Whereas Mary-Kate is just grateful that she’s upgraded from mail-order bride to society madam.