However, I would take ten of the other dress, with mustard stains on the boobs, over this one. Those satin panels are torpedoing her. If ever you doubted that satin hates people and wants them to suffer, then let this sway you to my side. If the entire dress were the other fabric, then it would look fantastic on Michelle Pfeiffer when she gives her children away at the altar someday, and passable on a twenty-something girl who wants to be age-ambiguous for reasons I don't understand. But the satin... no.