Listen, I love this color, and the belt makes her waist look tiny, tiny, tiny. But, and I wish you could see this better in photos, the boob detail is crackpottery at its crackiest. They look like inverted shoulder pads. They looked both squished and pointy, like one of Madonna's cone bras melted -- or, as I said on Twitter, as if her breasts were sock puppets. Such a distracting shame considering that the rest of our Girl on Fire was, in fact, en fuego.