Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Rachel Griffiths

This was just never going to work.

I’m not even necessarily talking about the fact that it’s a shapeless tent– it’s not great, but if she’s secretly pregnant again (not to rumor-monger, although I DO love to monger a good rumor), it’s functional. No, I’m more referring to the fact that it’s a shapeless tent made of gold satin that was never, ever NOT going to wrinkle like Bea Arthur in a bathtub. Hail Caesar — at least that dude knew how to make a toga that didn’t look like he’d just slept in it for two days on the Forum floor.