Golden Globes Fug/Decent Carpet: Ashton and Demi

ASHTON KUTCHER: I can’t believe you just said that.

DEMI MOORE: YOU ASKED.

ASHTON: I didn’t say, “do I look like a douche tonight?”

DEMI: Well, I just thought you would want to know.

ASHTON: Is it the hair?

DEMI: Eh.

ASHTON: Is it the all-black? Am I trying too hard? Would you have liked this on, like, Samuel L. Jackson because he’s more of a bad-ass motherfu-

DEMI: ASHTON. WE’RE ON CAMERA. THE LANGUAGE. Anyway, Sam wouldn’t wear that. He’s too cool.

ASHTON: Why are you so mean to me? I told you I thought you looked like a hot 70s mama!

DEMI: Uh-huh.

ASHTON: I didn’t mean you looked OLD. I just meant…I mean…shit.  Uh. You look hot, dude.

DEMI: Sweet.

ASHTON: Are you making fun of Dude, Where’s My Car? HOW COULD YOU?

DEMI: It’s to pay you back for that facial hair.

ASHTON: Oh. OH. Oh. Okay.