Golden Globes Post-Party Fug: Yvonne Strahovski

It really pains me to do this, because Yvonne Strahovski is SO good and SO pretty and SO kick-ass on Chuck. I mean, it takes a lot to hold your own in a scene with Adam Baldwin, due to his intimidating, innate, awesome badassitude, but she does it. I want nothing but good things for her.

Ergo, I do not want this dress for her.

It’s… kind of a cross between a ballroom dancing costume, and something one might wear to the Rhythmic Gymnasts’ Association season-ending formal. Although, in the end, that event might be more fun than a Globes party: There’s probably just as much free-flowing alcohol, but about a 70-percent greater chance of seeing two people start dueling drunkenly with those ribbons-on-sticks.