Look, no one is more surprised than I am:
Someone’s been taking lessons from Nicole “Girl, I Left The Fug Last Year And Haven’t Ever Looked Back” Ritchie. Paris looks so…sweet. Wholesome. Cute. Well-coiffed. Nicely shod. I can’t even see her vagina.
If this keeps up, I’m going to be out of a job.
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Comments (11):
Paris Hilton, she’s so fugly.
She could be pretty, if only she didn’t always have bitchy snobby expression on her face…… and the color of this dress is really clashing with her tan… but i’ve seen her in much fuglier outfits…
Nice purse&shoes, though. (ps.sorry 4 bad english)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME! You UNFUGGED HER FOR THIS NIGHTMARE? She looks like Laura Petri (sp?) of the Dick Van Dick Show allowed her to rumage through her old closet and then only allowed her out of the house with the single UGLIEST outfit she owned simply because she couldn’t part with her hot pants and slippers! THIS IS AWLFUL! It’s the 60s meeting the 50s in some horrible golden train wreak. It makes her thighs look fat and i KNOW paris is FAR from fat, her shoulders look like she’s ready for the super bowl and if that hair gets any more height, she’ll be having bees flying out all over. I think PAris was trying to channel Gwenyth Paltrow circa 2000. Not that that is much of an improvement. CAll me crass, but Paris you need to keep looking… maybe jump another decade forward… lets try the 70s? Or better year this milenium.
Who is this quasi-demure lass looking Grace Kelly-esque? And what has she done with Paris Hilton? What? No Tinkerbell?
She looks like a big egg yolk in this dress.
What a horrid color!
Her man-hands and man-feet scare me.
Actually, I think she looks more like Brini Maxwell. Now that I think about it they both like little crafty projects (Paris’ phone w/ crystals, Brini’s decorating show), they both seem a little out of touch with reality, they are both men dressed up as women. . . Maybe Paris Hilton is Brini Maxwell!?!
Nice outfit, horrible color!
this picture is clearly photoshopped. The head don’t fit on the neck.
She looks like a little girl. Her boobs look kinda smushed and weird.
All i can say is that she looks like a slutty bannana. if that’s possible.
sorry, i meant a poofy, slutty, flat bannana.
there, that’s better
As “demure” as Paris looks in this picture, I’ll bet my life she isn’t wearing any underwear.