Gossip Fug/Well Played, Blake Lively

Jun 16, 2009 By Jessica AT 10:09 am
TELEGRAMS FROM THE DESK OF JESSICA MORGAN
GO FUG YOURSELF HQ WEST
As dictated to Intern G. Clooney.

TO: BLAKE LIVELY
RE: CDFA AWARDS DRESS

MUCH IMPROVED STOP THANK GOD YOU FINALLY PICKED SOMETHING THAT FITS PROPERLY STOP LOVE THE PINK STOP DON’T STOP STOP BUT STOP STICKING YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS LIKE THAT STOP IT’S AWKWARD STOP LIKE I SAID PLEASE STOP IT STOP LOVE JESSICA POSTSCRIPT WHY DON’T PEOPLE SEND TELEGRAMS ANYMORE QUERY I KNOW IT’S BECAUSE OF EMAIL BUT THEY’RE SO ROMANTIC STOP I THINK I’LL SEND ANOTHER STOP.

TO: MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG
RE CDFA AWARDS LOOK:

BLOT. STOP.
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