[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]
Aaron Carter was pissed. Because he showed up at the party looking like an auto mechanic, he spent the whole night forced into changing the tire on Kanye West’s limo and getting grease on his designer work boots.
I would suggest that this would teach him to show up for an awards pre-party looking like he just rolled in from filling some potholes, but I know better than to expect a teenage boy with delusions of talent to start pulling up his damn pants and take off his trucker hat.
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And here I was thinking that Eminem turned anorexic. What a relief.
What is this ghastly thing about boys in oversized britches? Aaron’s aren’t too bad, on a relative scale. But can anyone explain to me WHY WHY WHY? Why the crotch literally, actually, really down to the knees? Why the underwear showing over the low-drooping waistband?? Why the yards of pooled denim or twill at the ankles??? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY???????
Is that look supposed to get chicks all hot? “Ooh, he reminds me of my cousin, when he was one year old in baggy diapers! Must have him right now! OMG SO HOTT!!”
So, so confused.
*comforts self with mental picture of dapper Cary Grant*
Is anyone else as frightened as I am of his reptilian neck?
Here’s a question for you kids “in the know”. Does this young “celebrity” actually make his jeans look filthy, or does he pay a stylist to make his jeans look filthy? Honest to God, the kid who put gas in my car this morning paid far more attention to his clothing than this Carter boy. What is famous for?
Yet another well-marketed white pop singer convinced he grew up in East Compton. I can just see him practicing his ebonics in front of the mirror…
K’Fug wannabe with a bleach job? Oh no wait it’s just that younger brother of one of the backstreet boys. I think I saw him on Disney channel once.
Does this little stain STILL have a career? Tragic.
If you’re going to act angry, at least have something to be angry about. Oooooh, I’m so pissed, I dress like I’m from the streets, but no one takes me seriously. Ooooh, I’m so mad, I’ve never known what it’s like to really need something. Ooooh, I’m just so abused. Why did I have to be raised with money and privilege? It’s JUST…NOT…FAIR…
“Yo, Dawg! Gonna make you my biatch! Oh, sorry, mom. Didn’t know it was you. heh”
I seriously thought that someone had hosed down Joel from Good Charlotte and thrown him in front of the camera.
Weird.
This is just sad–it’s clear that he felt (quite rightly) that if he didn’t masquerade as Eminem nobody would take his picture.
“EEEE!!!!! It’s Eminem!!!!! No, wait, it’s just that guy, whatever his name is. Damn, I thought it was Eminem.”
It angers me so much when I see that holier-than-thou look on his pimply face. Seriously, I want to punch him in the gut. Oh, and when he had that “near death experience” when he drove over a mattress and his car caught on fire? HILARIOUS! I think that got more press coverage then when the Pope got shot.
Anyway, this little shithead was a performer in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade years back and when the cameras were off him and the little girls were screaming their heads off in glee, he actually had the nerve to turn his nose up at them and look the other way while his back-up dancers were fawning all over him. GAG ME. No wait, Gag him instead! If it wasn’t for those little 10 year-old tartlets or the fact that his brother was semi-famous with the same set of girls, this little pisher wouldn’t exist.
The very first thing that came to mind was MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY
It just doesn’t look right.
i think i saw him working outside the shakey’s on santa monica the other night. and by working i mean ‘it.’
My local alt-rock station was in town for the Grammys and interviewed Aaron, the premise of the interview being that they would fawn over him excessively (“How does it feel to be one of the sexiest — if not THE sexiest — men in the world?”) and see if he caught on.
He never did.
I saw him from the Grammy’s pre-show only he was in another outfit, but he had pearls on. PEARLS! I think he might have them on in this picture under his Jiffy Lube outfit. Maybe he’s trying for a promotion to head oil-changer and the pearls will help?
Fucking trucker hats.
Ashton Kutcher will burn in the lowest levels of Hell for inflicting us with the trucker hat.
I think I need to lie down in a dark room for a while. I didn’t recognise that this was Aaron Carter the last I saw of him he was like 6 and on british daytime tv sporting a moppet. Man, I’m gonna be signing a register every six weeks or so, just call me Mrs Robinson because I saw the pic of his face and thought he’s cute.
Going off to practise saying, ‘would you like to see some puppies little boy?’
You know, kandi, now that you mention it i do see some sort of beaded-looking necklace sticking out there under the left side of his shirt… pearls, lmao! I better give some to my mechanic for Valentines Day… who knew?
Where’s Godzilla when you need him?
oh man. he is sooo on his way to getting caught in a hotel room in georgia (a la rob lowe), but he’ll have a 13 yr old boy suckin’ him off. he is like one award show away from a sex change.
And to think. The gods spared him from that burning SUV so he could live another day to look like that.
love that pose… as a matter of fact, he CAN find his butt with both hands! take that suckas!
Please someone explain to me how he is still famous..he can’t sing..he never could sing. Oh I know he’s probably an ‘actor/designer’ now.
His neck looks really weird. Is that his Adam’s Apple that’s almost the same size as his head? Or does he have a goiter?
EmiNOT
OMG! someone throw a hamburger at this boy!
I don’t care what anyone thinks or says about aaron I’ve liked him since i was little and he is still very hot to me, and aaron, I think that so-called auto mechanic look is sexy, keep it up. Forever a fan Kristie,at blk_knight_cheer@yahoo.com!
He looks like an anorexic Nick Carter with distorted features. The baggy clothes make him look teenier than he already is(see: Mary-kate). Horrible choice, Aaronerexia Carter!
Hey, it’s Peanut, the other Eminem!
This boy has bad gay porn in his future. The very near future.
“reptilian neck”…that’s hulerious, I was going to say something about that, but you just found the perfect way of puttin it, I couldn’t compete