Grammy Awards Pre-Fug and Telecast Fug: Ke$ha

My interest in him is limited ONLY to being concerned about how young and vulnerable he looks standing next to someone who looks like she was plucked out of a dumpster, spritzed with Lysol, and cast in Saturday Nightstick Fever: The Tonya Harding Gillooly Story.

It must be in Ke$ha’s contract that she’s to look as squinty and psychotic as possible at all times:

Oh, child. This is nothing we haven’t seen before. It’s Gaga + Ashley Tisdale + Ali Larter, with a dash of Sarah Chalke, a drop of Eau de Paris Hilton, and a guest appearance by a tuning fork that was found in the rubble of the Xanadu set. All you’ve got is some punctuation that requires me to hit Shift before I punch the 4 key. Guess what? I already use Shift multiple times a day. Big f’ing deal, kid.

Love,

He@ther

P.S. Your song is catchy and I wish it weren’t, dammit.