"So wait -- you're telling me it's the eyebrows? I'm supposed to tell apart six different blue or green engines just because their noses or eyebrows are slightly different shapes? Couldn't these people have dug up a box of Crayola 64 and made a couple of these damnable trains orange, or puce, or putty, or royal purple?"
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