This is so hilariously ugly, my tear ducts can't even clear the mirth long enough to judge it. I mean, like it or not, Kim Kardashian is LOADED. She is leaking cash. She could have made this dress out of Benjamins and not noticed the shortfall. So why can't she go full Klum and get the best of the best? That's a limp bedsheet, somebody's vacation memento box, and a wig so aggressively tatty that it looks like fourth-hand extensions handed down from Real Housewife to Real Housewife before being left in a trash can outside Party City.