Hanfug

So, there’s “I’m Charlize Theron, and as such, I look good in just about anything,” and then there’s “I’m Charlize Theron, and I’m so tall and hot that I could show up in a dress that shoves my boobs down to my navel and is thinner than one-ply airport toilet paper, and pair it with bedazzled flip-flops, and you will SUCK IT UP AND LIKE IT.”

I’m thinking this one falls into the latter category, and you know what, Charlie? I will NOT suck that up, even if you hand me a bendy straw and tell me it’s Diet Coke.