Happy Thanksgiving!

I don’t know about you, but I think wearing a turkey on your head is a fantastic sartorial choice for a family meal and I suggest all of you try it this Thanksgiving, dear readers. Also, please take photos and sent them to us if you do. Me, I’ve got a 20 pound Butterball all picked out. It really brings out my eyes. I can’t wait to wear it.

A very happy and healthy Thanksgiving to all our American readers, and a sexy and lucrative Thursday and Friday to those of you who won’t be spending the next two days wrestling family and friends over a turkey. We’re pretty grateful for all of you. And we’ll be back on Monday for more!