This is a pretty banal start considering what's to come. She was, if my math is right, 31 at this time. Yet no micro-minis for her. Can you imagine? I actually genuinely can't. Not that there is anything wrong with micro-minis. They are the bread and butter of many an actress. Indeed, Kristen Stewart and Cameron Diaz would, I suspect, cease to exist the minute micro-minis did. It's just that they're the antithesis of who HBC is, so imagining her as a starlet among today's breed is sort of difficult. She'd be this weird hybrid of Lady Gaga and, like, Ellen Page.
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