“SHH EVERYBODY BE QUIET. WE’RE AT A MARCHESA SHOW. WHY-AT? I CAN’T TELL YOU THAT, BUT I WON’T LIE-AT: IF WE FIND A WEDDING DRESS HERE Y’ALL WILL RIOT, AND HOT DAMN WHY DON’T MORE WORDS RHYME WITH QUIET? I AM GOING TO ASK TYRA TO MAKE ONE UP.”

[PHOTOS: GETTY, PACIFIC COAST NEWS]