"WELL, THIS IS AN OKAY START, BUT IT'S LIKE WEARING A GIANT RUG AND I KNOW BUGS FIND THEM SNUG BUT THAT'S A LOT OF SHIT TO LUG AND IT WILL HIDE HER LADY-JUGS, AND DAMN, THAT IS A BIG HOLE I JUST DUG, CALLING KIM'S RACK "LADY-JUGS," BUT SHE CAN'T STAY MAD AT THIS MUG AND ANYWAY I'VE DECIDED THIS DRESS IS FUG BECAUSE IT MAKES IT HARD TO HUG AND FRANKLY I AM GOING TO NEED A HUG BECAUSE I WILL CRY A LOT AT MY WEDDING."