High Fug Musical

Hark: Ashley Tisdale is blonde again. And is that a hot-pink romper I spy?

Even worse, is that her BRA I spy?

ASHLEY. Hold your applause. While I am sure that somewhere, a sports apparel company is preparing to beg Maria Sharapova or Melanie Oudin to wear this at the Australian Open, that doesn’t make this a good idea. For them OR for you. Please discard the outfit and help us teach America’s youth to reject half-open rompers and mesh bras. JUST SAY NO.