“Hola, lovers. Sigh.”
“I am filming my movie, What To Expect When You’re Expecting, based on the book some huge fan of mine wrote just for me about babies. Apparently what we are expecting is a very warm and trendy apocalypse? I do not know. I didn’t read the script. I just took the movie so that Marc would be jealous of how busy busy busy FAMOUS I still am while he is still sweaty sweaty sweaty WEE. It is going to be a huge hit, because I am in it with some naked man from the documentary on HBO about vampires. So! Lovers! Why the sad face? It is this: I do not know what to expect! Because I expected I would have a new boyfriend by now and maybe be engaged in a week! Pues, lovers, I do not know what to expect while I am expecting that, because I already expected that, and it did not happen!
“Ay, los siento, lovers, I am sure my advanced logic is confusing. And I am sure Mr. HBO will fall in love with me and accidentally leave his wife and we will be married in a week and everything will be fine and I will be back to glowing with the glow of glowy love. Could you resist me, in this scarf? … You COULD? LOVERS. This is bad. Excuse me. I will fire Costume Person and be back soon. Buy my movie!
“Kisses (ON THE MOUTH, if we want, hahahahahaha suck it Marc), Jennifer NOT ANTHONY”
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Comments (21):
Oh she best back off Alcide I called dibs!
I think that outfit would only make sense if you were giving birth a Coachella
I truly can’t wait to see what spider she lures into her web next.
And how long it lasts.
Until this woman has ego reduction surgery, I think she will have a string of
endless beginnings in terms of relationships.
Goddammit, Fug Girls. I’ve been reading GFY J.Lo for so long I’ve pretty much fixed her in my mind as the Latina Alexis Carrington, and thus she should swoop everywhere in fur turbans and dramatic caftans. (Or bedazzled see-through catsuits.)
Therefore, this doesn’t depress me because the outfit is bad (although I will second the Coachella reference – seriously, wasn’t Coachella three months ago?), but because it has shattered my delusions of what Jennifer Lopez is and should be.
Those are some FUGly boots.
Oh my God no.
No, no, no.
Not the Latina version of Alexis Carrington.
Not even close.
Oh, I fear that comment could border on blasphemy.
Well, I keep reading blind items about how Ben Affleck is champing at the bit to dump his wife and kids and take up with La Jenny again, but I doubt this will happen.
I would like to see her with William Levy, the guy Joel McHale makes fun of all the time for his lingering dramatic looks on Triunfo de Amor (El Nacho Cheese indeed). They would be epic together.
I don’t get her – or people who keep up the multiple marriages thing. Like, it’s okay to admit you aren’t the lifelong union type. Really. Then again, if I was fabulously wealthy, I probably wouldn’t have to worry about how I was going to fund my n-th wedding, so I wouldn’t see the problem.
I would like to think I’d use that fabulous wealth to dress better than this, though.
I think it’s a shame and I’m sorry for them both. I think if she keeps squinting like this, though, she’ll get wrinkles. Where are her sunglasses?
Hahaha, so very funny. (That possibly sounded sarcastic, but it wasn’t. It’s hard to convey things without inflection!) Your Jennifer Lopez posts are always my favorites.
If she was wearing that dress and scarf with flip-flops, I would’ve said “Oh, she’s vacationing with her family in Puerto Rico again” and it would’ve made sense to me! But, when I saw those boots and you mentioned a movie set, I thought “OH, NO”! This would only make sense if she puts a hat on and says that she’s playing ‘Six’ in the new movie “Blossom: Forward In Time”!
ahahaha, I love her expression here. It looks like it could be an actual unstudied, unpremeditated frown! (Although probably she’s thinking: WHY am I wearing a scarf and boots when the heat index is 109? Do they pay me enough for this? Ay, probably.)
This is the best facial expression she has ever done.
Sigh. I think she’s so cute that she can even pull off this… I have a serious J-Lo blindspot.
I’m so mired in disbelief that they’re making a movie out of a how-to-be-pregnant book that I can’t even critique this outfit/costume/ensemble.
I don’t even look at the clothes for the J-Lo posts! I just jump straight to the Hola lovers text
Her expression shows she can hear you! Ha!
I have a blind spot for her, too. She is always LA FABULOSA! (the clothes are for a movie role, obvs)
And the news seems to be that he was/is a serial cheater. Not that we ever know the story of any couple, but still. I for one think she is better off. And she doesn’t need to book any movies to show him she’s got more goin’ on (hello, best Idol panel ever).
I would actually kinda love to see her steal Ben back, hahahaha!
in her defense this was probably picked out by a costume designer and not J.Lo
My love for La Lopez is and always will be epic. I wish her nothing but the best. However, in better outfits.
Hi -
The “close” option on the ad for the Meg Ryan look-alike show looming over the top of the page for WILL NOT CLOSE. Please fix. As I am trying to read your fab fab fab copy, the ad encroaches and molests. I know ladies need money for food for babies and shoes, but work to make something better. Because, people who are paying to advertise should know that the impression they have created makes me vow never to watch the Meg-Ryan-is too-old-and-jacked-her-face-around-with-substances-and-procedures-but can-we-get-someone-cute-like-that when all I wanted to do after a hard, hot week was look at cute shoes.
Thanks!
You know, I really like the way she looks without makeup. This is without makeup, right? I now need a pic of her not frowning without makeup.