Hollyfugs

Ms Emma Rigby here is on the Brit soap Hollyoaks, and may or may not be dating a footballer — I’m sure our friends at Kickette could answer this question for me, since Wikipedia has failed me — and she certainly is very, very pretty:

And I have decided that she’s wearing a blue sequined Hammer-panted jumpsuit with beige heels as some kind of Method acting prep for her job. What storyline this could possibly play into, I have no idea, but her character has already: had an eating disorder, almost died in a fire, escaped from a drug dealer in an ice cream truck, been in a coma, had a friend die after her parachute was tampered with, almost died in a motorcycle crash, and accidentally married someone while she was drunk and then refused to divorce him. IT COULD BE ANYTHING.