I Fug Who Killed Fug


Dear Lindsay,

You do know the role of Victoria Gotti in the John Gotti biopic went to someone else, right? Right?

To quote another great movie about Italian-Americans: SNAP OUT OF IT.

Love,

Jessica

 

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Comments (93):

  1. Natalie

    This makes me sad.

    Why does she insist on looking like she’s 65?

  2. laura

    this is just beyond awful! At least when she was a hot mess, she was a hot mess. That styling! That wig (please someone say that’s a wig!) All vanity aside I think I am like 9 years older than her and she looks a good 15 years older than me!

    • Jill

      I was just going to say she looks about the same age as me…..and I’m going to be 45 next week.

      (I’m just talking about her hair and face. Her body still looks to be in good shape and she’s rockin’ the tight dress.)

    • Rubee

      Honey, I’m 40 and she looks older than me, too! And I’m not exactly a late bloomer….

  3. D

    Somewhere out there is a barbie doll with a very cold head.

  4. Cora

    WHEN did Judith Light and Donatella Versace get so strung out that they somehow made a baby?? Where is TMZ when you need them??

  5. Kendra

    I just went *gasp!* then “Oh no…” then :(
    Girlfriend. Please. We miss you.

    • Sajorina

      Same here!

      • Cecily

        Ditto to all except we miss you. I want her to go away and get herselves together, come back and be in a really good movie and show us her talent again. *wistful*

  6. Fawn

    What makes me so sad is that the dress is actually quite nice. It’s everything else that is such a travesty.

    • Jamie

      I was thinking that same thing. This COULD have been the best she’d looked in ages, but she insists on looking like a deep fried barbie doll, for reasons which are completely beyond my comprehension. She is such a pretty girl underneath all that awfulness.

    • Kimberli

      I agree. I actually scrolled down so that I couldn’t see her head and I thought the outfit was cute! But she looks like she hasn’t slept in a month, hasn’t used conditioner in a year. It makes me sad because I still believe she has a lot of talent. I will not be surprised if we see headlines about her along the lines of “o/d” and “dead.” It’s just a waste.

      Please get it together, Lindsay!

  7. michael edwards

    It’s too bad Lohan has to look like whichever personality she adopts at the moment, and she can’t look like herself.
    mue

  8. anne p.

    Jessica, please, . . . . the actual Victoria Gotti would be insulted by the comparison.
    GAH.

  9. theotherjennifer

    I could even live with the fake tan and those pursed lips but the hair, OMFG are you kidding? Who told her that looks good?? The dress is great, even with her hands in the pockets, it looks really good on her…and she is NOT wearing a nude heel!

  10. TonyG

    Love the dress. Switch the color of the hair and shoes, and this could be a well-played.

  11. Lynne

    Wow, yeah. Can we all collectively agree to picture this dress on Sophia Vergara and pretend this mess never happened?

  12. Mahastee

    By LL standards, this is pretty good. I mean everything is clean and fits her well; I’m not mad about the dress being paired with those shoes, but hey, it isn’t leggings and sheepskin boots so I’ll take what I can get..

    The rest is an anti narcotics ad, and I say that without any joy at all. I just feel sad sad sad for her.

  13. La Fifie

    I’m 52 and I feel like even I look better than this. She used to be such a cute fresh face. This girl is so screwed up.

  14. cathy

    i don’t mind the dress, but what has she done to her face and hair. she’s only couple of years older than me and she looks old enough to be my mother. in fact, she looks older than my actual mother…

  15. Laura

    I seriously thought this was Donatella Versace from the thumbnail. Not good.

  16. Tracy

    What is up with her hair? Does she not realize that the bleached blonde look is not good for her? Bring back the red!

  17. gav

    At the very least, this is a step in the right direction. It’s a cute dress, it fits, and if she knew how to style it/dyed her hair back red again this would have been a smash.

  18. thereset

    FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD BRING BACK THE RED HAIR SWEETGODJESUS.

    • katkin74

      ^YES^ What if I said “please”?? PLEASE CHILD, ditch the blonde – forever!

  19. CJ

    This makes me so sad. She is 25 years old. 25! It takes a lot of years of a lot of heavy partying to make a 25 year old look like this. She’s got circles under her eyes. Her eyes themselves have absolutely no life in them. She’s done some odd things to her face and lips. And the Kentucky Fried blonde bimbo hair/wig(?) is hideous. If she stood next to her mom, they would look like sisters, not like mother and daughter. This girl really needs help. It pains me to say this, but I am showing this to my daughter so she can see what drugs can do to a person.

  20. AndersonicTK421

    Uhm – why is she on a red carpet? Like, what is this event that she apparently, got invited to? The look: it’s only her eyes and the circles beneath them that make me sad.

  21. LG

    GOOD GOD, she looks sixty. This is heartbreaking.

  22. AJ

    She looks like her mother. Does she want to look like her mother?

    How many people just want to shake her and scream, STOP!

  23. Jen B

    Wow, she made herself look like a 50 yr old who’s trying to looks younger. I didn’t even know that was possible. That’s horrible.

  24. Patricia

    I don’t know why, but I get a big flash of Linda Evans with this.

  25. Libby

    So was I the only one who thought “when did Goldie Hawn start looking so rough?” It wasn’t until I read the first line of the write-up that I realized it was Lilo. :(

  26. Damia

    From the pic in Reader, I totally thought this was Judith Light. As much as I love JL, this is not good!!!

  27. zemarkable

    i can’t even recognize her in there. that poor child.

  28. schadenfreudelicious

    at this point i think ever her mother looks younger than she does….

  29. Smartastic

    The dress and the shoes are fine. Nice even! But the hair … oh my god, the hair. I think it she fixed that, it would all be fine. Until then, it will never be fine.

  30. Jax

    Does this girl have any real friends?? Surely if she did someone would tell her this hair looks like a string mop that was recovered from the Titanic.

  31. msd

    I’m starting to think we need to leave her alone at this point. Picking on a person with an obvious drug problem is starting to make me feel icky.

  32. Sara B.

    WHAT IS GOING ON!?

  33. vandalfan

    From the neck down, she’s quite nice. The dress is flattering, although I have questions about the center seam, and the shoes are decent. Look, Ma, no cleavage! All her ladybits are covered, and nothing is torn or hanging. The hair- oh, the hair!- is artificial looking, and her visage is off a bit, but for Lilo, it’s very good.

  34. Wendy

    Oh my. Her hair looks just — and I mean JUST — like the wig I got for $12.99 at Party Express for my daugher’s Halloween costume. I don’t actually completely mind the dress though. Helen Mirren could rock it.

  35. Angela

    I think she’s auditioning for the role of Dina Lohan in her own autobiography.

  36. mary lou bethune

    Dyed, fried, and laid to the side.

  37. Bethany B.

    Oh dear god…

  38. MelissaW

    I like the dress – maybe a shade too tight but at least we can’t see through it.

    As to the hair (yech, she so CANNOT pull off bottle-blond), skin (pallid, looks like it belongs on a retiree in a New Jersey retirement community), and listless stare (she either needs no drugs, or a good month’s worth of sleep, or both)…they just make me sad.

  39. cham

    You know, I was really rooting for her to get a clue, dye her hair back red (for the love of God!) and maybe start, you know – ACTING again, but I think she has officially passed the point of no return. At this point, there’s just no hope. Sad.

  40. Amber

    This just makes me so sad. This is a girl who had everything just a few years ago, and now look at her. Yes, the dress is nice and the shoes are fine. But the rest–oh, Lindsay, honey. Girl needs an intervention and a mom-ectomy. Someone needs to save her.

  41. Small Anne Cordelia

    “Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food and I’m gonna to kick you ’til you’re dead.”

    Great, great movie!

  42. Cassie

    Holy shit on a stick, girl.

    All credit for the Moonstruck reference, though. Love that movie forever and ever.

  43. Laurie

    She needs to go back to her red hair. She looked so much better before the “white” hair. I can’t even call it blonde.

  44. Christin

    Can we get Cher to come over and slap her twice in the face? Because that would be super.

    • Gina

      I thought she looks like Cher if Cher put on a blonde wig and a nurses outfit for Halloween. And Cher is what….60?

  45. Mary

    So sad… there is just nothing there when you look at her eyes… This picture should be given to her judge as proof she’s back on drugs…

    The dress is decent and way better than she usually wears… but she does look way older than 25… sad sad sad… Just say no to drugs kids…

  46. Sajorina

    This saddens me tremendously… This is not the Lindsey I knew & loved!

  47. AM

    I can’t bring myself to criticise LL because I feel sad for her most often. Hoepfully she will emerge from this for the better but at the moment it looks unlikely.

  48. Anita

    I really wish she’d wear a bra. That would be a good start.

  49. Claire L

    She just makes me sad.

  50. Miranda

    And GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS.

  51. katherine

    She looks like the undead. In a wig.

  52. Moi

    Whatever you do, don’t enlarge the photo. The look in her eyes is beyond zombie-fried. I almost–almost–feel sorry for her.

  53. Caroleena Stantonova

    What age is she now–39 or early 40s? Looks every second of it. And I’m not just referring to her gown.

  54. Megan

    That could’ve totally worked with the right hair.

  55. Sue

    All I can say is that I had to take a closer look before I was convinced it was Lindsay. Just… wow.

  56. Fuh Ugh

    Rooney Mara could kill it in that dress. LindseyVictoriaGottiLohan, not so much. Shoes, jewelry, face – wrong, wrong, wrong.

  57. valeria

    (1) While it’s a refreshingly modest look for Ms. Lohan which does constitute news for the fashion world and makes it a suitable subject for GFY, (2) I wish GFY and every other media outlet in the USA would join together and agree to stop publishing photos of this useless twit. Here’s hoping Ms. Lohan – the person – gets a grip and chooses life over self-destruction. Her “public image” and the attendant publicity, however, deserves a mercy killing.

    • Sajorina

      I’m bothered by you calling her a “useless twit”… She’s sick, show some compassion!

      • valeria

        Yes, Sajorina, I agree with you — Ms. Lohan is the sad result of a toxic combination of possibly bad parenting, “friends” who are not friends, a society/culture which too often rewards “fame” or celebrity more than values and character, and, perhaps a pathetic lack of self-esteem. Sadly, media attention only fans the flames of any delusion she and her “people” may have that she has any acting career left much less any value to society as a whole — as things stand today. Media attention — at this low and sad point in her life — can only perpetuate her self-destructive spiral. In only a layman’s opinion, I respectfully suggest that anything which postpones the day Ms. Lohan faces the reality that she has hit bottom serves only to postpone the possibility of her recovery.

      • Guerra

        Agree absolutely

  58. Kate

    you guys think this is bad? Check out the wookie-themed cardigan she wore with it:

    http://www.radaronline.com/sites/radaronline.com/files/photos/image_20120209/FP_8738845_AMFAR_Fashion_GG.jpg

  59. Guerra

    Omg I just saw the link she looks 100 in that pic!!
    I just don’t get why she is famous she did 1 maybe 2 good movies years ago! ( I’m including the parent trap) I’m so bored of her, yes I feel sorry for her but she needs to go away. Imagine how she will look in 10 years!!!!!
    The dress is alright

  60. ChaChaHeels

    I love the dress and the shoes, and the dress would look even better if it were just half a size larger. Not much larger, but just enough that it didn’t ride up and pull tight across the hips with each step because it’s just too small there.

    But the hair, the face, the eyes.. and her obvious misery. I can’t understand why no one is helping this girl. And it really is time to stop cataloging her painful, pathetic demise.

  61. Lou UK

    Good GOD I thought it was some hot 50 year old American actress I’d never heard of (I’ve not heard of about a third of the women on here, we don’t get those shows in the UK!). Can’t believe it’s LiLo. There’s really no hope for her.

  62. Amy

    WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT TO HER HAIR?!?

  63. t-bird

    She looks great for 47!

  64. dannygurl

    Lilo has “meth face” :-(

  65. Kit

    I’m just here to echo the 90% of the comments above that comment on how she looks 20 years older than her actual age. Why does she insist on keeping her hair a color that is so utterly unflattering?

  66. tuttle88

    I always forget she’s younger than me. Ugh.

  67. Joanne

    Linda Gray is looking good for 71!