I Fug Who Killed Me

And here, ladies and gentleman, we have Miss Lindsay Lohan:

[Photo: Splash News]

From the neck up, she’s all Incognito (hat AND sunglasses! I wonder if she left her fake mustache in the car). But her boobs have not signed off on this whole Media Attention Is Overrated and Unwelcome thing. Oh, no, they haven’t. And those boobs, they are INCORRIGIBLE. They will NOT be contained.  They pop out of things of their own accord and they are FIGHTING the concept that they — and, by association, Lindsay — want to take things easy and be low key now. No, those boobs have been locked up in Utah for MONTHS, and now they’re MAKING A BREAK FOR IT.

And they’re bringing the leggings with them.