I Cannot Fug With Your Design

Oct 3, 2008 By Jessica AT 2:09 pm

Okay, we need to talk about Kelly Wearstler. I am watching Top Design, but it’s one of those shows that I watch while I do something else — like read a magazine, or work — so I have a tendency to glance up at the screen and gasp, “OH MY GOD” whenever I see what she is wearing on any given day. Let me be frank: her outfits are totally crazy. And yet…could you resist this? (One of these is my handiwork, the rest are from BravoTV.com – you will NEVER be able to tell which is which.)

That is some truly spectacular work. I have never seen a woman so adept with the crimper or enamoured of crazy headgear. Or fingerless gloves. Or pins. And, listen, I know it might be wrong of me. It goes against all I stand for, and everything I hold dear. BUT I AM FALLING IN LOVE WITH HER.  AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME. No! No, you cannot. We come from two different worlds — I, sadly, own no sequined berets — but since when has that ever delayed the course of true love/a shared affection for beehives? NOT EVER. Not on my watch.
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