I Fug Who Killed Fug

Oh, Lindsay. Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Lindsay. Lindsay. Lindsay.

Yes, I am so glad you’re not wearing Those That Shall Not Be Named. But must you replace Them with something that makes you look weirdly as though you’re wearing one of Disney’s Teacups? Is THIS how you’re attempting to get back into The Mouse’s good graces (because, dollface, I think that relationship is probably seriously unsalvageable)? You just look droopy, babe. (I’M TALKING ABOUT HER HAIR, YOU PERV. Er, mostly. A wee bit of tailoring on those straps wouldn’t go amiss, but you didn’t hear it from me.) Also, white shoes? For seriously? You make me sad. AGAIN.