I Have Exhausted All Title Options for Phoebe Price

P-Squared is positively poetic in this:

She looks as though she’s been attacked by birds — birds so angered by her crepe-paper dress that they attempted to destroy it, either by ripping it to shreds (like a clothing-motivated version of The Birds) or simply by dispatching the meanest one of their own to perch there behind her ear and murmur mean things to her until he drives her MAD, like a Fashion Police version of Edgar Allen Poe’s infuriating titular raven. Either way, I hope I’m there to see the final act of that story.