I Hope They Fug Beer In Hell

Before I get started, I’d like to point out that even though I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell sounds like an annoying story about a total asshole, I totally agree with the title. I DO hope they serve beer in Hell. It’s going to be really hot down there, and I’m pretty sure my table will be nearish the flames, so it’d be nice to get drunk as they start licking at my ankles.

Now, onto the issue at hand: Actres Keri Lynn Pratt, whom you might recognize from the Melissa Joan Hart/Adrien Grenier/Ali Larter vehicle Drive Me Crazy. And also, wow, one of those names is not like the other one — not even now that she’s on Dancing With The Stars.

Wow, ANOTHER digression. Let’s get back AGAIN to Keri Lynn:

I struggle with asymmetry sometimes. I understand the point of it, and sometimes I think it works, but often the proportions don’t speak to me or the neckline clips the bust in a weird way. Here, I think the trouble is that we are at both ends of the spectrum: Her right half is very bare and her left half looks like she’d take off if she flapped her elbow hard enough; the whole effect makes it seem like she poked one arm out through the the neckhole of her blouse. I’m thinking it’s not a good idea to wear clothes that create the illusion that your body is desperately trying to escape being seen in them. Yes? No? I await your vote.