I Wanna Be A Fug Star


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[Photo: WENN]

If you, like Shamika Cotton here, are not ACTUALLY an American Teen, leave the tie-dyed t-shirt dresses at Gap Kids where they belong. She is seriously about ten seconds away from being asked to slow-dance to “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” by a 13-year old kid who bet his friends $5 that he’d “accidentally” graze her ass with his hand.

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