I’m having conflicting emotions:
[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb]
Am I overcome with relief about the fact that Gwen has finally, apparently, jettisoned her posse of silent Japanese schoolgirls? Or am I deeply disturbed that she’s apparently decided that her new look is Toga Party Chic? Does this mean that she’s going to trade the schoolgirls in for for a bunch of drunk frat boys, draped in old Star Wars bed sheets, doing beer bongs and keg stands on the red carpet? And what does it say about me that I’d sort of prefer that? And that by “sort of,” I mean, “totally”?
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Helen of Troy meets Flashdance.
Are we not going to discuss the horrid french braids?
It will be pretty hard to top the fugness of this outfit.
But, Gwen, keep trying girl. I know you can do it.
She gets weirder and weirder. Pretty soon she’ll be wearing 3 rubber bands and a toy poodle.
Disco Princess Leia.
Personally, I prefer to use old Star Trek bedsheets.
I feel like the more this woman is allowed to be a celebrity, the more terrifying her outfits will become. Best to just put her in a rocket to the sun now.
I believe the dress is actually the white version of the red one Sigourney Weaver wore as Zuel (?) in Ghostbusters.
This is atrocious, much like every outfit she’s ever worn (except that red and blue Louis Vuitton thing that I kinda liked.) She appears to be wearing the same exact hairdo from the Oscars, prompting me to wonder if she’s even washed it since then. But, my god, THE SHOES!! She is in foot-prison. It’s all S&M meets cellophane wrap-dress which makes me think of Kathy Bates in Fried Creen Tomatoes!
Moisterize those legs and lose the ‘trademark’ blood lips, why don’t you! You are a pretty girl trapped in an edgy-aholic nighmare!
There’s no doubt you should be kept from dressing yourself, Gwen.
First of all, blondes with really fair skin should stay away from this shade, because it makes them looked muted and bland and a bit sickly. Second of all, that is not a dress, but as Jess pointed out, some sort of light blanket that has been wrapped into a toga and cinched. And thirdly, speaking of Star Wars, when did Princess Leia’s ESB braids come into style again (see JLo meets Jabba from a few days ago)?
And I would be remiss not to mention that when I first saw this, what first came to mind is a story of when my baby brother took a bottle of Elmer’s Glue and emptied it onto my mother’s sleeping beige/lilac furred Siamese Cat. I honestly thought somehow Gwen’s been able to find dozens of siamese cats, poured glue on them, and stitched them together to form her toga!
looking like shit, as usual!
Jean Harlowe on acid.
The dress makes her neck almost non-existent. Plus, I think it should be worn by somebody way taller than Gwen. It makes her look too short.
The dress makes her neck almost non-existent. Plus, I think it should be worn by somebody way taller than Gwen. It makes her look too short.
I’m thinking maybe she’s starting to deserve her own category here.
The hair is bad.
The dress is bad.
But the shoes take the fug cake. They make it look like someone photoshopped Gwen’s upper body onto my pastey, white, hairy winter legs in a hideous pair of Russel Crowe gladiator shoes.
Even I wouldn’t do this to myself at Halloween.
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I REMIND ALL OF YOU?! Trim the wick, or else the candle will drip all over the place… almost completely covering her Clash of the Titans sandals.
She’s starving herself in order to wear this shit? Stupid and stupid.
Toga, toga, toga…
Concerning her Fugly fashion sense…
Gwen-Mandy Peppridge is saying, “Did you say it was over? Nothings over till we decide it is!
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell No!”
Definitely from the Dean Vernon Wermer Delta Peta Collection.
I can see the Ghostbusters, Princess Leia and the reference to Rome–but that may have more to do with the foot. I want to know, when did they develop the technology to make fabric out of jellyfish skins?
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What. The. F***.
Gwen, I love you, but how ’bout leaving the satin sheets on the bed? Or better yet, how ’bout just leaving them in the Spring 1975 JCPenney Spring Home Catalog where they belong?
She dressed hip and funky, and by “hip” I mean “desperate” and “funky” I mean bleached.
Her ourfit in the Pepsi commercial should be fugged. It’s basically and Edwardian blouse paired with a ten-inch skirt.
I also want to see this sad chick without her makeup. I remember this leathery lady with pointy pink nails who smoked Capris and operated a hotdog stand from her front yard in the south side of Chicago. I bet Gwen Stefani looks like her.
Normally I’d say “leave the Gwen alone”…cause shes a rock star, and you have to expect rock stars to dress..well..rock n roll. But this outfit, dear Gwen, this outfit….makes me want to rewrite the lyrics of It’s My Life to Take My Life.
i hope you all got your invitations to zul and i’s housewarming party! dress to kill!
I noticed in “The Aviator” that Gwennie is not a beautiful woman. She was a cute girl with a great sense of style, but all grown-up, she’s got a weird look. Or maybe it’s just a normal look, made weird by all of the make-up and starvation. Her jaw is massive.
Am I the only one who is continually amazed that people who have more money than GOD can’t dress well? What are they thinking?? “I’m rich. I’m famous. Therefore, I’ll drape a shiny horrible sheet around me, and everyone will think it’s chic!” People, please. Explain this to me.
Maybe the Harajuku girls were all, “Girl, you dress too funky. We’re out.” And that’s why they’re not around anymore.
I remember a time when Gwen was very fashion forward and her edgy looks actually worked. It’s like she feels the need to keep pushing the envelope and now she ends up looking stupid and weird instead.
Sheets from Raoul’s waterbed–shoes from Grannie’s closet–FUG FROM HELL!
And of course, the second I sent that, I realized it should have read:
“Sheets from Ron Jeremy’s waterbed + shoes from Grannie’s closet = TEH FUG FROM HELL!”
“This just in!”
“CBS News (meaning me, d_wrath@madeitupnews.com) has learned today that peroxide bombshell Gwen Steffani has been arrested for stealing Doris Roberts tablecloth from the set of the CBS sitcom ‘Somebody Once Loved Raymond’.
In related News….Mothra Stewrat was arrested today for shoplifting an afghan poncho from her local Goodwill Store.
Mothra Stewrat denies the accusation and said she has never investigated Good-Will!”
In other News, The facts you need to know.
“Yes I was on the Grassy Noll, and not actually reporting one autumn day in 1963.”
“The frequency is 98.6, Kenneth!”
“COURAGE !”
Good night, I will be missed.
Dan Rather
has no one noticed her toenails? black fingernail polish is about 15 years past it’s prime. when it is on your toenails, it looks like the roadrunner just dropped an anvil on your feet.
I used to love gwen — No Doubt gwen. I’m just a Girl remains one of my fave songs.
Then she was “too big” for No Doubt and I didn’t really like her as much, but tried to give her lonely self a chance.
Then her clothes became more and more stupid but after each outfit I would think of the stupid outfits I have worn and instantly regretted. I figured this was the case with Gwen and still gave her a chance.
Just when I thought it could not get worse then that Grammy outfug we get this. THIS Gwen?
I have given up on Gwen. I will still dance and smile when I hear those old No Doubt songs, but Miss Stefani has forever lost a fan. I can be redeemed, but some better songs and better clothes must be presented . . . asap.
I thought it was Tori Spelling – same blank poodle stare and the toga creates a bad boob job where none existed
The stupid Ho took a chance.
It looks like her feet are wrapped in electricians tape.
“…and the toga creates a bad boob job where none existed.”
Oh, there’s a boob job under there. Hadn’t you heard? Or, seen? This tent is clearly meant to disguise the oddly perky half-oranges on her now too-skinny body.
I used to swear I’d switch teams for a chance to do her. Not anymore. Gwen, you’ve lost it. Bleeeeccchhh.
I know I’m in the minority when I say I love love LOVE retro-glam makeup. But I do. Love it.
In my imagination, that’s not a shiney drapey thing, it’s a black shantung 1955 Dior with a diamond brooch.
In my imagination, those aren’t french braids, it’s a french twist.
In my imagination, those aren’t sensible sandals, they’re silk pumps.
See? If you squint just right, she looks fabulous!
The drugs also help.
One person earlier questioned what Gwen would look like without makeup. It’s not good. There was a picture of her a few months ago in US Weekly. (She designed her drummer’s bride’s wedding dress.) Her hair was really brassy, and her lips were thin. Her skin made my pale visage look Donnatella Versace-esque. She’s like most women, I think, really cute with makeup, far from perfect without it.
I actually think she gained weight here. Like the huge outfits of MK Olsen, this is meant to hide her body, as she probably has an eating disorder as well. Her face in this picture lacks the emaciated horror that has been her face in so many recent photos, and I think I actually see hips on the side of that dress, instead of the outline of boney bean poles. This is her “fat dress,” people. She was hoping to look so bad, she wouldn’t be photographed.
I am blinded. First by the hair. Then again by the “dress.” And sweet Jesus finally by the skin.
Guys, it’s okay… really. Just pretend this isn’t happening. It’s still 1995, No Doubt just released Tragic Kingdom… Spiderwebs is being blasted on every radio station, and Gwen is still too cool for school. Repeat after me: This Never Happened! [Insert cute little emoticon with smiley face hitting itself against brick wall]
I get that Gwenny is couture now but lets face facts couture is mostly just silly.
This outfit is okay, but I definately think she looked cuter when her outfits reflected an everyday-person-original-style rather than glamazon-couture-no-person-would-ever-wear-that-style.
wow, t_man sam, that was inspired.
gwen’s frock, however, is insipid. this has got to be something “designed” by tararize subkoff. gwen’s leg (love the foot prison joke above) looks decidedly middle-aged and the dress thing adds a good 30 pounds. just because it feels good, doesn’t mean it’s right.
Hey, Fluffernutter – you are absolutely correct – she is wearing DIOR, right out of the F/W 2005 haute couture collection. From Style.com: “Finally, Gwen Stefani made a spectacular, old-style Hollywood entrance, channeling Jean Harlow (whom she portrays in a cameo role in The Aviator) in a one-shouldered siren gown in platinum lamé, runway-fresh from Christian Dior.” http://www.style.com/peopleparties/parties/editorial/parties/data/030605.xml
You have a fabulous eye…
But I think Gwen looked a little “lost” in that gown. And I’m not fond of the hair-don’t either…
Gwen annoys me. I have to say, however, that from the neck up she looks really pretty, even with the Princess Leia hairdo.
From the neck down she’s still annoying.
That outfit serves her right after she ran out of the camouflage hella hobo bag I wanted. Revenge is an outfit best served fugly!
so is that satin, or crushed velvet? if it’s velvet, and crushed velvet is back…..i don’t have the words!
Thanks Caff for the link! I think she was actually at a costume party. When I first saw this picture I was horrified that our once classy Gwen had sunk so low. Then I looked at the pictures of the rest of the people at the party. WOW!!!! If this wasn’t a costume party, I am very confused!
i know it’s bitchy to fug the bod, but well- i’m a bitch. that razor sharp chin, collar bone, and knee are one game of twister away from manslaughter. body mass can be bangin’ if you know where to put it and gwen, you used to have a great filing system.
p.s. when did birkenstock start making a kitten heel?
YES! I’ve been waiting for FUGGING EVER to give it to GWEN “I’m desperately trying to pick up where Madonna left off” Stefani. Just because you are now designing a line of clothing,(over-priced and substandard)so that we can all look like we just docked in Jamaica, big fatties in our mouths, having just done the limbo on the Rasta Party Boat, does not give you other worldly talents to dress yourself. However, if you are relying on a stylist for your freaky looks, fire them PRONTO! Unless you are attending a campy college Toga Party, a satiny belted sheet with poopy brown, strappy Lord Boards is NEVER A GOOD LOOK! I believe the more money celebrities are lavished with, the blonder, the skinnier, and the more freakishly FUGLY they dress. Who tells these coquettish karaoke singers that they are so “talented” that not only should they torture us with their nasally warbling, but that YES! They can act and design clothing and accessories for the masses! If they need to let their creative juices flow, couldn’t they just take up Latch Hook at home or something?
If I were a Rich Girl I’d Keep Wearing Hideous Ugly Clothes and Starve Myself to Skeleton Ickiness
That hair is so Klingon. And that dress is a crushed velour sack. Nice.
I think the dress is actually ashamed and trying to slide ever so slowly off her body and pool on the floor where it can slink off and find a superb amazonian model that can actually carry off the look.
It may be *your* “life”, Gwen, but it is *my* eyes that suffer.
Is this from her clothing line LAMB? Lousy Anorexic Madonnalike Bullsh!t? Jeez, girl,you are now officially the nemesis of style. Please continue to surround yourself with your godzilla/mothra girls or whoever they are so that you are lost in a sea of fug, distinguishable only by your bleached taffy pull hair.
This is not a flattering look on Gwen. It makes her hips look wide and her legs look thick. I hope it wasn’t one of her original designs.
Oh, Caff, no! I do not have a fabulous eye, but merely a broken heart and shattered dreams. That… that THING is DIOR?? Christian, avert your sainted eyes!
Holiest of molies.
I am a sad little Fluffer now.
Once upon a time in a Spiderweb, there was a rockabilly betty page blonde awesome cool chick who was just a girl. Don’t speak…just bring her back!
I miss the real Gwen Stefani.
Whoa — “Chariots of the Gods” meets “Heidi” combined with a crystal meth addict’s vision of what Jean Harlow used to look like.
Fug Steady, Baby!
If she really wants to maintstream it, and become a movie star, or whatever — she SERIOUSLY needs to make her hair color return to a color found in nature. She needs to tone the makeup WAY down, dump the freaky Japanese midgets, and find a serious stylist to pick out her “couture”!
I can’t imagine that her smokin’ hot husband, Gavin, looks at her and says, “Yeah, Gwen baby — I LOVE this look!”
I’m dressed real wicked
My clothes are lame
(L)ove (A)ngel (M)usic (F)ugly
Hurry up and come and fug me…
This is a woman who’s “performance” as Jean Harlow was so lousy that Scorese had to cut her out nearly completely (and if not for contract stipulations–it would have been completely) out The Aviator and yet she keeps appearing in public, dressed as a character out of a grade-school play.
This is a woman who’s “performance” as Jean Harlow was so lousy that Scorcese had to cut her out nearly completely (and if not for contract stipulations–it would have been completely) out The Aviator and yet she keeps appearing in public, dressed as a character out of a grade-school play.
I’m with Fluffernutter–I like retro-glam makeup. And even though the hair and makeup don’t go together, I sort of liked her hairdo. Perhaps I should say that quietly.
She looks like someone sicked up a bowl of porridge on her. And she’s all like, ‘Gee I’m glad they missed my medical foot brace.’
“MY dress! IT’S MEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNG!”
This picture of Gwen simply shows that money can’t buy taste. Instead of singing ” If I was a rich girl” she should be wondering: what if I had taste? How would it affect my life?
Well, I think it would help her a lot. First, it would prevent her from making a fool out of herself in the red carpet.it would prevent her from humiliating her. She looks like the scary clown in the Simpsons. I understand she’s a little edgy and avant-garde but pleez:
her outfit looks like a blanket that had been stolen from the ” Salvation army” racks.
More like Helen of TRON
un-fugging-believable!! the “dress” aka tent, is awful enough without the added accent of her jesus sandals and partial federline-esque cornrows. I guess Love Angel Music and Baby didn’t hurry up and come and save her
She’s bugged me from the very beginning, in her early No Doubt days. Sorry, honey, I’ve always doubted.
the curtains look better
I guess Gwen finally had an off-day, fashion-wise… Though I must say I was already hating the braids at the Oscars, but the rest of her outfit was cool… This time she got everything wrong, though. The dress is awful. The sandals are alright but they seem ugly just by being in proximity with the toga thing.
As for Rachel’s comment on Gwen’s performance in The Aviator, I agree it wasn’t exactly shakespearean, but it was still far better than Kate Beckinsale’s embarrassing turn at Ava Gardner. Ava deserved better than having some cheap no-talent bimbo playing her…
Gwen is gorgeous. She needs to stop wearing hideous clothes. ::muuuwwwaaaahhhh:: love to ya Gwenny.
I just took a look at the fug girls. All I can say is EW. And you have the audacity to rake other people over the coals about the way they dress and look?
Go take a long hard look in the mirror before you keep on posting stupid shit. You aren’t any better looking yourselves. Its because of bitches like YOU who start up blogs like this, these people starve to try and achieve perfection.
You both need to lose a little weight yourselves there.
Have a lovely day.
uh, I gotta agree. Look at that Jessicas pic. Her hair is fugly and so outdated. Her lips are so inflated her mouth looks like a fat donut ring. Her teeth look snagly. Her eyes are too small. Yeah I think I just puked in my mouth a little.
youll never see a full body pic of them cuz i hear they are fat
maybe they should take up an eating disorder lol
You idiots didn’t recognize the people in the pictures? And then you called Joan Collins fat. I love it.
Actually, I have seen the fug girls. They were on a VH1 special “Awesomely Badder Fashions” and some such, and they were quite nice looking when they commented on someone having an entire panel missing from their dress.
As for celebs starving for perfection?
I think it’s less blogs like this and more their own egos. Not to mention an unhealthy dose of greed. They get skinny not because people hate it, because people love it. Because people buy the magazines and go to the movies and watch the TV shows where they parade their bulimarexic little selves around.
If people hated them and their fashions so much, they wouldn’t do it because it wouldn’t be profitable.
Frankly, this blog is a very good thing. It’s a dose of common sense and humility that some of these stars desperately need (starts with P ends with aris Hilton).
As for Gwen herself – you’re really gonna hang your hat on *Gwen Stefani*? We’re talking about a rock star who’s singing “If I was a Rich Girl”, when she has in fact made more money than I, my parents, my sister, and my best friend will probably earn at our jobs in our lifetime.
You’ll excuse me if I have no sympathy whatsoever and think that she looks like she draped a sheer satin shower curtain overself and decided that because she was the Great Gwen Stefani that people would like it.
And maybe her Harajuku girls (aka child slaves) had the day off. Or you know, discovered something we have in America called self-respect.
Ahhhh hahahahahahah! That’s fugging hilarious! Joan Collins fat….! Seriously, how can they have not recognized those pictures, especially if you read the descriptions? You know, ew yuck, happy girly, and especially ida ho (who are all probably 15) should really watch their backs now because Shannon’s comin’ to get them! Better watch those claws!
That is quite enough. First we get invaded by sanctimonious trolls. Now we seem to have attracted some seriously dumbass teenage troll spawn – or could it just be that the Gwen’s publicist’s assistant’s junior assistant has been placed in charge of monitoring this site?
Blackirish – does your family still have that cellar? Maybe some the escaped potato bugs have grown to the size of sewer alligators and we could throw these morons to their death. Failing that, we can go to my old house and see if our colony of giant man-eating tree roaches still resides in the oak tree out back . . . .
As for Gwen – dressing onself in a velvet bedsheet, appearing in public like a heroin-addled Heidi and subjecting your toes to the sandal equivalent of straitjackets (I am sure that her toes were gangrenous by the end of th evening)is a true sign of delirium brought on by starvation. EAT SOMETHING and regain your sanity, girl.
I used to LOVE this girl. Now she’s become so full of herself that she can’t even see straight when dressing. Please get it together.
Remember in 1995 when she totally rocked that punk-sporty-tomboy thing with pinup girl hair? Sometimes late at night I catch the old VH1 Behind the Music on No Doubt and just sigh wistfully for the days of Tragic Kingdom when I totally wanted to be her/be with her. Gwen, what have you become?
That is quite enough. First we get invaded by sanctimonious trolls. Now we seem to have attracted some seriously dumbass teenage troll spawn – or could it just be that the Gwen’s publicist’s assistant’s junior assistant has been placed in charge of monitoring this site?
You’re in the comment section on a blog called “Go Fug Yourself” and you’re acting shocked?
It’s a site called Go Fug Yourself. Personally, the trolls, the dumbasses, and the catty remarks that make it oh, so worth it.
If you want us to all just get along, go elsewhere.
Seriously, Gwen Stefani was never cute. She was never punk rock fabulous. Because the plaid pants were nothing but painful.
Besides, as Tori Amos once wonderfully put it, “You’re only popular with anorexia.”
Yup, the little girl mafia has brought their ‘Mean Girls’ ‘tude with them.
What these pimple and haircare obsessed boils on society’s ass don’t realize is that the adult world couldn’t give two shits about what their spongiform undeveloped minds have to say, You are Pituitary pariahs.
Now piss off back to your adolescent, hormonally induced dementia.
Sugar’s calling have another spoonful.
For each of Ew, If, WE had a Sophies Choice, you would be one tear sniveling, waving that limp one hand farewell, by the siding.
Chuh Chuh Ciao!
just like Paris Hilton in that strange fattening yellow dress last week, Gwen has managed to find a skimpy dress that adds pounds. and pounds.
plus, isn’t she a bit late for that whole Greek thing? colin farrell couldn’t do peroxide and toga and neither can she.
http://luckycrackers.blogspot.com/
For each of Ew, If, WE had a Sophies Choice, you would be one tear sniveling, waving that limp one hand farewell, by the siding.
First off, Braintrust: That “Sophie’s Choice” insult was so like December 2004 during the Tsunami. Who gives a shit?
Second, Only the ridiculous and retarded vacation in Asia. Now run along and pop a viagra and your geritol. Don’t forget to pull up your Depends when you step out the door.
Have a gorgeous day! : )
Jean Harlow never wore cornrows. The closest those old actresses ever came to dressing “Black,” was when Marlene Deitritch (I know that’s not spelled right) came out of a gorilla costume wearing a blonde afro in “Blonde Venus.” I think that says it all…
Kinda looks like the “Columbia Motion Pictures Presents” lady, only with fugly shoes.
I heard that dress was made from cutting up the space suits used in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when that cowboy kid wanted to be on tv.
I can understand some people not recognizing Joan Collins, but it’s the lack of recognition of Shannen Doherty that makes me feel REALLY old.
Hey Texasexile-actually, I don’t think these chickies are my childhood tater bugs mutated into humourless,sewer alligators. I do think that they are the trapped in my garage too dumb to get out desiccated possum/raccoon combination I found outside my present abode a few months ago. Look,happy girly,ida ho and ew yuck-peeps like Gwen Stefani don’t need defending. Especially by “your mom’s ugly and dresses you funny” idiots like you. Sweeties, even if the Fug girls were fat-which they are not-they can lose weight. In six months time, you will all still be infantile boneheads. Now, begone, before someone drops a house on you!!
Speaking as the kind of loser who gets her rocks off making fun of stupid celebrities, the only thing sadder than the kind of loser who gets her rocks off making fun of stupid celebrities is the kind of loser who identifies strongly enough with said stupid celebrities to take offense on their behalf and defend them.
Gwen Stephani: style icon? I don’t think so. Maybe she gained some pounds and tried to hide it in this hideous big nasty blanket.
“Does this mean that she’s going to trade the schoolgirls in for for a bunch of drunk frat boys, draped in old Star Wars bed sheets, doing beer bongs and keg stands on the red carpet?”
I wouldn’t plan on that, she got rid of the band remember?
It looks less like a dress and more like she’s being devoured by some irradiated gigator amoeba.
“I wouldn’t plan on that, she got rid of the band remember?”
… Hee.
To Ew, Ida Ho, and Happy Girly:
Posts like yours do nothing but show us all how immature you are.
How embarrassing for you.
Ingenio said -
“You’re in the comment section on a blog called “Go Fug Yourself” and you’re acting shocked?
It’s a site called Go Fug Yourself. Personally, the trolls, the dumbasses, and the catty remarks that make it oh, so worth it.
If you want us to all just get along, go elsewhere.”
Hmmm looks like someone rode on the little bus this a.m. Did you read my entire comment? Do you understand sarcasm? You are obviously a newbie. I believe that my fellow longtime fuggers could tell you that nothing (well, there was that one Lil Kim “outfit”) shocks me. However, trolls who post off topic rants, make personal comments about H&J b/c of the content of this site and whiny celebrity defending losers annoy me. Get it now? Sheesh.
Let’s keep the comments on the bad fashion, people. If you have an issue with what this site is all about, either e-mail the fug girls or go elsewhere.
Seriously, that glowy sack of Gwen’s has got to go.
Oh Gwen, I really do love you, but this… Well… Perhaps we’ll just ignore this.
It looks like she’s part human, part wrinkly, translucenty, liquidy being. Maybe all the hair bleach somehow got inside her and albino’d her organs, and what we’re seeing is what’s under Gwen’s skin. Or something.
The sandals speak for themselves. They’re like… hideous toe floss.
What’s going on here? What’s all this about?
Better Leia than Amadala.
Gulp.
I will say, for the record, (god help me, I’m defending Gwen’s sartorial choices here…) that her makeup is exquisite. So at least she’s got that going for her.
You may begin flaming me now.
Xaktly!
What’s going on here? Why is everyone bashing this one so? I don’t get it.
Gwen, dear, I can’t keep defending you if this is how you’re going to dress. Please stop it. You’re getting too old for dress-up. That’s only cute when you’re in the single digits.
At least you got rid of the troupe of Japanese girls. You were scaring me with them.
Scary news flash: the whole ghetto Heidi cornrow thingie is actually in! It was in W magazing and on the cover of the Russian edition of Officielle (yes, I read them ALL) not one, but three! models are wearing them. And… ahem… They are actually kinda cute. On models. When not paired with shower curtain gladiator couture. Ahh, fashion vicitms…
I am soooooooooooooooo very tired of this look on her. I have been tortured with the platinum blonde hair and red lips since the 1990s. I really need to not see this look on her anymore. At first, I thought it was stomachable because she was an up-and-coming rock star. I didn’t like it then, but I was willing to give it a pass. Now, what seems like a thousand years later, I just can’t stand to look at this girl. I’m so weary of this look. I don’t like the appearance or the music, and I kind of want her to just go away now.
and she has a clothing line
I LOVE LOVE LOVE the Retro Glam look. I DO the retro glam look, Betty Page bangs and all. BUT, if you are going to do said look, you have to carry it onto the entire outfit. Otherwise it just looks like a hap hazard mish mash.
And to the kids who keep coming on here with the “you are so fat, why do you have to be mean… blah blah” nonsense. (the Joan Collens thing, priceless) Darlings, hero worship isn’t going to get you anywhere. These stars, even the sorta-stars that make their way on here are NOT going to miss a paycheck because someone pointed out that what they happened to be wearing to a public event was unflattering. Hell, I spent the better part of my youth with my telling me the same thing and I think I turned out ok. Let it go.
I have known Gwen for 15 years. I have taken countless photos her. You can see some by clicking the camera on my site. Nobody has more balls with fashion than Gwen. She knows better than anyone when she takes a chance and fugs up. That is part of the fun. There is nothing you could ever write about her that wouldn’t make her laugh. Most of the time she would agree.
The worst crime in the world is taking one’s self too seriously. This is a crime she seldom commits.
The best thing about Gwen is that she needs no one to come to her defense.
I will however say — that it is oh so fun to HATE. Weeeehaw!! HATE ON!!
Flame away!!
I didn’t mean to rain on anyone’s parade. I promise.
Hating is my favorite sport.
Hey Merkley, sounds like she has a cool attitude! That’s great to hear, for a change. Rock on!
Wait, that’s not the Dalai Lama in DRAG?
“Hmmm looks like someone rode on the little bus this a.m. Did you read my entire comment? Do you understand sarcasm? You are obviously a newbie.”
And you obviously were in the seat right next to me.
Sarcasm only works if you’re clever, sweetie. But your attempts to be clever and cutting are appreciated.
*mwah*
I look forward to mocking you in the future. Please, keep it up.
Ingenio –
I look forward to ignoring you.
Now, can we please get back to fugging – which is the purpose of this site?
I have to be honest and say that I usually like her style. I mean, ok… it is out there. but at least she is original and a beautiful woman. But this outfit will be the first time I dont get it, she looks as if she were mentally ill and dressing up for a Halloween party at the psych ward.
I agree with JAC-STER, Iam also a big Gwen fan but this dress toga thing is slightly oddball.
First, I hate that dress thing. At least she got rid of her little Japanese schoolgirls.
I too loved Gwen when she was all cute with No Doubt. Now she’s all too skinny and wearing clothes that only really work if you’re in your teens or early twenties. She’s in her mid-thirties, for goodness sakes. Dress your age.
And finally I despise that “If I were a Rich Girl” song. More than life itself. Topol sings circles around Gwennie in the original version of this song. And has so much more joy and fun singing “If I were a Rich Man” than Gwennie ever could muster.
TopCat, this line made me choke on my coffee: “‘Gee I’m glad they missed my medical foot brace.’” Ha!
“poopy brown, strappy Lord Boards is NEVER A GOOD LOOK!”
HOLY SH*T…I just laffed so hard, I sprayed my beverage all over my keyboard! I could not have said it better myself!