If You Fug My Autobiography

This isn’t exactly a proper fug, as I don’t really have an issue with Ashlee Simpson’s outfit here. Sure, it’s kind of quasi-Goth, especially with her slinky slumpy posture and copious eyeliner, but I own like 32 different black shirts, so I feel her need for monochromatics.

And while she’s seemed to have made a habit of brushing her hair only sporadically — perhaps in an attempt to look as Mary-Kate-ish as possible — at least she’s kind of committed to that whole I Just Rolled Out of Bed look. The thing I’d like to draw your attention to, dear reader, is that our little Ashlee managed to pose in front of a sign for Hornitos without bursting into 5th grade giggles. I suspect Jessica may not have been able to hold out. (Jessica Simpson, that is. Not me. I did not make a “I’m feeling hornitos” joke and then delete it, no sir.)