If You Liked It Then You Shoulda Put a Fug on It

Look, I know Beyonce is essentially wearing a black sequined version of a Juicy sweatsuit here — if they made one that involved leggings and a be-chained zippered vest — and her sunglasses are probably a necessity considering how SHINY her ensemble is, but there’s something about this picture that just cracks me up:

[Photo: Splash News]

I think it’s just that her expression says, “HELLO FRIEND! I am so pleased to see you.” And considering that most celebrities’ faces say something something closer to, “DIE PAPARAZZI DOUCHES DIE please see my movie opening next Friday,” her cheerfulness is refreshing. I admit, though, that I may also just be programmed to feel pleased whenever someone appears dressed as though they’re about to perform something involving jazz hands, and I feel confident that whatever routine Beyonce plans to bust out while wearing this outfit — perhaps while insisting to her fellow diners that she insists on picking up the tab — it is going to be JAZZHANDSTASTICAL.