I have never really gotten the whole appeal of Natalie Portman, and this annoying makeup trend she’s sporting is not helping matters:

We saw it at the Oscars last year, too: Eye-makeup deliberately done to make the person look as if she has bags and/or deep, dark circles under her eyes. Natalie Fugman up there is all dressed up in her finest, with a mug that appears not to have seen sleep since 1998, or which is the profuct of a four-day drug and alcohol bender. [And for good measure, with her expression Fugalie has apparently confused "sultry" with "pissed off and murderous."]
Please, ladies, don’t let these insane stylists run roughshod over your faces. It’s smeared and sloppy and it flatters no one. It’s like her face is a Scantron sheet, and somebody’s No. 2 pencil colored outside the lines.














Comments (2):
Okay, bad pic of her, but honestly, I think if you saw Closer now you’d totally change your mind about her and realize that she actually CAN act AND look good! And that she does in fact have breasts!
Dear Grant,
No we wouldn’t.