In The Fug


Full Disclosure: here at Go Fug Yourself, we love Britney Spears. We love dancing around to her peppy pop music whilst singing into hairbrushes and wiggling our firm and well-shaped underwear-clad asses, we love making fun of her acting skillz in Crossroads, and we love, love, love witnessing her current downward spiral.

Who would have guessed that sweet little Britters would end up engaged to a manpri-wearing, jaunty-trucker-hat-sporting, skeevy David Silver look-a-like back-up dancer? It’s fantastic! Less fantastic is her slide into the fug: the Cheetos addiction, her apparent distain for hair product, the way she seemingly has stopped washing her face. This is a cry for help far more serious than her impending marriage to Cletus. I mean, look at her:

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

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Comments (14):

  1. Cpt. Kerplow

    She’s secretly preparing for a movie that tells the life of Courtney Love, but she’s getting way to into her character….so much so that she is becoming her!

  2. jenne

    she looks like charlize theron in ‘monster…’ only this time it’s not makeup. sigh. so tragical.

  3. forsquilis

    My God. That is just…I mean…My. God.

  4. Francy

    And I thought I’ve seen the worst of her

  5. michi

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww EEEEWWWW, this is what all those pounds of make-up will do for your skin year after year. YUCK.

  6. Ella

    And if that is a cigarette in her hand, things are not getting any prettier.

  7. Rick Miller

    To many Drugs, It happens all the time! IT REALLY IS SAD!

  8. Melissa

    The pop tart has grown up to become Trailer Park Barbie.

  9. Debbie Dawn

    Umpa Loompa Loompedy Dee. Y’all, she’s white trash. You can run, but ya cain’t hide.

  10. Katie

    Wow… She looks horrible. I mean, what the heck is she doing to herself? That doesn’t even really look like her. It’s sickning.

  11. xxx image gallery

    she’s just sick, lol

  12. Lisa

    I heard she is PREGNANT, like 4 months… not fat.

  13. sunny

    the best thing about watching britney spears and kevin federline is that they get more and more like an episode of ‘cops’ everyday.

  14. Tara

    could she get anymore white trash? put the crispy bacon chedder ranch burger down sister!!