Independent Spirit Awards Fug Carpet: Mary-Kate Olsen

Get ready for the return of shoulder pads, guys. According to the New York runways, they’re hot for fall; according to Mary-Kate Olsen, they’re hot for NOW.

These aren’t even that extreme, but on her they’re like tiny little end tables glued to her shoulder, on which someone taller could rest a cocktail during the party. I’m not sure I’m ready to revisit the times when we all looked a helmet and a mouth guard away from throwing a block or sacking the quarterback, but if my shoulders could be in service of, say, Intern George’s margarita habit, then maybe I can get on board.