Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Fug

There are times when I wonder if Cate Blanchett is actually incapable of bowing her head, because she always looks so supremely confident in everything she wears. On occasions like this, I keep expecting her to snap to consciousness and do what any of the rest of us would do: look down at herself and jump ten feet in the air and go, “AAK! DISCO BATHROBE!” and then borrow the doorman’s coat and hide at the open bar. But no.

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Instead she’s standing there quietly transcending it, like she does with everything she wears: “Yeah, I’m awesome-looking. And talented. I could be wearing a mother’f'ing disco bathrobe and it wouldn’t matter. Wait, I am? Whatever. Have you seen my skin?” Not that I think Cate Blanchett is a cocky beeyotch — just that, you know, she COULD be. I would be.